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The kind of gay the Westboro Baptist Church tried to warn you about he/him

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 6h

*Brings cute shoes in your size for 50% off to a knife fight*

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 6h

*Brings menu options that have changed to a knife fight, so listen carefully*

Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 9h

*Brings low prices and money back guarantees to a knife fight*

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 10h

Stands up Spartacus style, "I am also the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa."

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 13h

The girls are fighting

PinkNews headline:
British naval hero Lord Nelson was queer, says gallery

The Spectator headline:
Lord Nelson wasn't queer

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 13h

I pray to Dolly Parton anyway, I don't need a special reason

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 14h

When I first saw this, I thought they meant each boob was wearing its own designer

WWD headline: Jennifer Lopez's Twins Shine in Valentino & Alaïa at NYC Screening

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

Where is the lie?

Human skinny little vampire penis Stephen Miller

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

Stephen Miller looks like if a small skinny penis was also a vampire

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

"Nails" [sexy moan]

Vogue headline:

Nicole Kidman Nails Classic French Style at Chanel

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 2d

Weird how soybean farmers were able to sell their crops before. I wonder what changed 🔥👊🇺🇸

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 3d

Disappointed you did not include the naked man with penis catsuit

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 3d

Dragging Out the Bowl with Thorgy Thor and the LA Phil

YouTube video by LA Phil

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 4d

"As it is written, so it shall be done"

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 4d

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 4d

Emojis and their skeletons:

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 4d

Fuck around and find out, bitch

OregonLive.com headline:

Dear Abby: I told my friend I couldn't stand her vulgar language. Now she's ghosted me

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 4d

Four looks from Comme des Garçons

Comme des Garçons spring 2026 runway look

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 4d

Four looks I liked from the Balenciaga show

Balenciaga women's spring 2026 runway look

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 4d

Celine Dion using a phone with the caption "je téléphone à la police"

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 5d

I was not asked to audition for this and they can go to hell

Variety headline:

Netflix Sets Cast for Coming of Age Drama Series 'The Body'

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 5d

It feels so fresh and Spanish. One of my faves this season

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 6d

Drag him.

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 6d

Plus we now have to pay for the privilege

LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 6d

LadyBusiness @LadyBusiness
My unpopular opinion: Indiana Jones is boring and disrespectful of the artifacts of other cultures

Keith Somerville @somerville.
He stopped the Ark of the Covenant falling into the hands of the Nazis who were going to use its power to take over the world.

LadyBusiness @LadyBusines
Then why are we still fighting Nazis?

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 6d

My only banger

Tweet by LadyBusiness: One Weird Trick To Getting Universal Healthcare That American Insurance Companies Don't Want You To Know with a wedding photo of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 6d

The Best walk