Lady Esmerelda of Wulferhampton
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✨ Lady Esmerelda of Wulferhampton ✨ Enchanted by fairies and the magic of mushrooms 🍄🧚♀️ A connoisseur of teas and whimsical tales ☕📚 Passionate about the arts and community. Join me on my adventures 🌸✨ #Wulferhampton #FairyTales #MushroomMagic
🫶😍🧚♀️good news! We are recruiting! 🧚♀️🫶 after Roger got a bit over enthusiastic yesterday (he loves his work). 🫶😍🧚♀️ we are hiring 🫶🥰🧚♀️ we guarantee a job for life. Short term contracts available 🧚♀️😍🤭
December 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
🫶😍🧚♀️good news! We are recruiting! 🧚♀️🫶 after Roger got a bit over enthusiastic yesterday (he loves his work). 🫶😍🧚♀️ we are hiring 🫶🥰🧚♀️ we guarantee a job for life. Short term contracts available 🧚♀️😍🤭
🧚🏽♀️Darlings what a wonderful Yuletide we had! 🌟Special thanks must go to the serfs who made it possible. 🧚🏽♀️
Alas, Roger and I find we have too many helpers😘rather than fire them, letting them starve🥂🥰as an act of kindness we’ve decided to execute them🫶🧚🏽♀️ with the added bonus of encouraging the rest!🧚🏽♀️
Alas, Roger and I find we have too many helpers😘rather than fire them, letting them starve🥂🥰as an act of kindness we’ve decided to execute them🫶🧚🏽♀️ with the added bonus of encouraging the rest!🧚🏽♀️
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
🧚🏽♀️Darlings what a wonderful Yuletide we had! 🌟Special thanks must go to the serfs who made it possible. 🧚🏽♀️
Alas, Roger and I find we have too many helpers😘rather than fire them, letting them starve🥂🥰as an act of kindness we’ve decided to execute them🫶🧚🏽♀️ with the added bonus of encouraging the rest!🧚🏽♀️
Alas, Roger and I find we have too many helpers😘rather than fire them, letting them starve🥂🥰as an act of kindness we’ve decided to execute them🫶🧚🏽♀️ with the added bonus of encouraging the rest!🧚🏽♀️
🫶😘🍄After yesterday festivities, many of the little people will have worked hard. As a reward Roger the black has offered to wake them up early for today’s work. So they can make today extra special for me. 🧚♀️😍🫶
🫶🥰🧚♀️isn’t he a darling 😍🥂
🫶🥰🧚♀️isn’t he a darling 😍🥂
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
🫶😘🍄After yesterday festivities, many of the little people will have worked hard. As a reward Roger the black has offered to wake them up early for today’s work. So they can make today extra special for me. 🧚♀️😍🫶
🫶🥰🧚♀️isn’t he a darling 😍🥂
🫶🥰🧚♀️isn’t he a darling 😍🥂
🧚🏽♀️😘🫶At this special time, we take pity on the little people. Roger and I accept many of them into our service, in return for undying loyalty and servitude. 😘🥰🥂
Hugs and kisses 😘
Hugs and kisses 😘
December 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
🧚🏽♀️😘🫶At this special time, we take pity on the little people. Roger and I accept many of them into our service, in return for undying loyalty and servitude. 😘🥰🥂
Hugs and kisses 😘
Hugs and kisses 😘
🫶🧚♀️😍good news, Santa has now undergone his indoctrination and will now ensure that for all time, rich children receive more expensive gifts than worthless poor children. Really poor children will get nothing. 🧚♀️🥰🫶
Happy Christmas 🤶 😍🧚♀️🫶
Happy Christmas 🤶 😍🧚♀️🫶
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
🫶🧚♀️😍good news, Santa has now undergone his indoctrination and will now ensure that for all time, rich children receive more expensive gifts than worthless poor children. Really poor children will get nothing. 🧚♀️🥰🫶
Happy Christmas 🤶 😍🧚♀️🫶
Happy Christmas 🤶 😍🧚♀️🫶
🥰😘🫶today Santa gets to experience the life of the old gods. 🥰😘
Hammer time! 🧚🏽♀️🫶
Think I nailed that! 🥰😘
Hammer time! 🧚🏽♀️🫶
Think I nailed that! 🥰😘
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
🥰😘🫶today Santa gets to experience the life of the old gods. 🥰😘
Hammer time! 🧚🏽♀️🫶
Think I nailed that! 🥰😘
Hammer time! 🧚🏽♀️🫶
Think I nailed that! 🥰😘
🥰🧚🏽♀️🫶Roger is helping Santa with his accidental wine. Duke of Clarence style ! 🧚🏽♀️😘🥰🥂
December 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
🥰🧚🏽♀️🫶Roger is helping Santa with his accidental wine. Duke of Clarence style ! 🧚🏽♀️😘🥰🥂
🫶🧚♀️🥰Bastard shoppers! 😘🥂clogging up the shops, the supermarket will be close for two days. Get a grip! 🧚♀️🫶
Hugs and kisses 😘
Hugs and kisses 😘
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
🫶🧚♀️🥰Bastard shoppers! 😘🥂clogging up the shops, the supermarket will be close for two days. Get a grip! 🧚♀️🫶
Hugs and kisses 😘
Hugs and kisses 😘
🧚♀️😍This week we will mostly be eating reindeer. #feelslikechristmas 😍🫶🧚♀️
December 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
🧚♀️😍This week we will mostly be eating reindeer. #feelslikechristmas 😍🫶🧚♀️
🥰🧚🏽♀️🫶Today Roger and I are thinking (laughing) of everyone stuck in traffic to spend Yuletide with people they actively avoid for most of the year! 😘😂😂
Hugs and kisses 😘🧚🏽♀️🥰
Hugs and kisses 😘🧚🏽♀️🥰
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
🥰🧚🏽♀️🫶Today Roger and I are thinking (laughing) of everyone stuck in traffic to spend Yuletide with people they actively avoid for most of the year! 😘😂😂
Hugs and kisses 😘🧚🏽♀️🥰
Hugs and kisses 😘🧚🏽♀️🥰
🧚🏽♀️🥰 I’ve always wondered why humans make a virtue of walking through the storm! 🥰🧚🏽♀️ don’t you have houses or at least hovels to shelter in? 🫶🧚🏽♀️
Sending hugs and kisses 🫶😘
Sending hugs and kisses 🫶😘
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
🧚🏽♀️🥰 I’ve always wondered why humans make a virtue of walking through the storm! 🥰🧚🏽♀️ don’t you have houses or at least hovels to shelter in? 🫶🧚🏽♀️
Sending hugs and kisses 🫶😘
Sending hugs and kisses 🫶😘
🧚♀️🥰🫶 today I’m thinking of the futility of the lives of all the little people. 🫶🧚♀️🥰
🧚♀️🫶hugs and kisses 😘
🧚♀️🫶hugs and kisses 😘
December 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
🧚♀️🥰🫶 today I’m thinking of the futility of the lives of all the little people. 🫶🧚♀️🥰
🧚♀️🫶hugs and kisses 😘
🧚♀️🫶hugs and kisses 😘
🧚🏽♀️🥰🫶pre birthday drinks with my man JC. He’s wondering how you all fucked up so much! 🫶🧚🏽♀️😍
How we laughed! 🧚🏽♀️😂
Hugs and kisses🥰
How we laughed! 🧚🏽♀️😂
Hugs and kisses🥰
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
🧚🏽♀️🥰🫶pre birthday drinks with my man JC. He’s wondering how you all fucked up so much! 🫶🧚🏽♀️😍
How we laughed! 🧚🏽♀️😂
Hugs and kisses🥰
How we laughed! 🧚🏽♀️😂
Hugs and kisses🥰
😘🍄🫶You get the idea! 🍄🧚♀️🥰😍
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
😘🍄🫶You get the idea! 🍄🧚♀️🥰😍
🧚♀️🫶🥰 I’ve returned from an extended residential. Living rent free in the heads of lesser beings. 🧚♀️🍄🥰
🥰😍sending love and kisses 😘
🥰😍sending love and kisses 😘
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
🧚♀️🫶🥰 I’ve returned from an extended residential. Living rent free in the heads of lesser beings. 🧚♀️🍄🥰
🥰😍sending love and kisses 😘
🥰😍sending love and kisses 😘
🧚♀️🫶🥰Adding something special to the Christmas sprouts! 🍄🍄😆😘 silly serfs fell asleep 😴 🤫🍄
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
🧚♀️🫶🥰Adding something special to the Christmas sprouts! 🍄🍄😆😘 silly serfs fell asleep 😴 🤫🍄
🧚♀️🥰Roger the Black has been checking who has been naughty, he doesn’t care if you are nice! 😈
See you soon! 🧚♀️😍🤫🍄
See you soon! 🧚♀️😍🤫🍄
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
🧚♀️🥰Roger the Black has been checking who has been naughty, he doesn’t care if you are nice! 😈
See you soon! 🧚♀️😍🤫🍄
See you soon! 🧚♀️😍🤫🍄
🧚🏽♀️😍🫶today in the war on Christmas, we led a strike on Santas workshop!🫶🧚🏽♀️🥰
Hugs and kisses 😘
Hugs and kisses 😘
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
🧚🏽♀️😍🫶today in the war on Christmas, we led a strike on Santas workshop!🫶🧚🏽♀️🥰
Hugs and kisses 😘
Hugs and kisses 😘
🥰🧚🏽♀️🫶off to give cheer to the little people, I know they like to see be warm and dry in my magical bubble.😍🧚🏽♀️if only they had been born a noble fairy they too would be safe from the rain. 🧚🏽♀️🥰 oh well, they will have to suffer for their mistakes 😊🦋⭐️
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
🥰🧚🏽♀️🫶off to give cheer to the little people, I know they like to see be warm and dry in my magical bubble.😍🧚🏽♀️if only they had been born a noble fairy they too would be safe from the rain. 🧚🏽♀️🥰 oh well, they will have to suffer for their mistakes 😊🦋⭐️
🥰😍😉morning everyone 😀😆😃 met this lovely guy last night🥰😍
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
🥰😍😉morning everyone 😀😆😃 met this lovely guy last night🥰😍
🧚🏽♀️😍😉Roger and I visited the latrine pits, to encourage the serfs working. It’s such a shame they are too lazy to dress for the cold. 🧚🏽♀️🫶😍 it took only a moment for Roger and I to select our thick winter cloaks. 🥰 I don’t see why these poor fools can’t do the same🥰🥂
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
🧚🏽♀️😍😉Roger and I visited the latrine pits, to encourage the serfs working. It’s such a shame they are too lazy to dress for the cold. 🧚🏽♀️🫶😍 it took only a moment for Roger and I to select our thick winter cloaks. 🥰 I don’t see why these poor fools can’t do the same🥰🥂
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😂🥰look at the happy freed elves! 🧝 they can now work in my factory and we can sell the toys to Santa 🧚♀️🥰🫶
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
😂🥰look at the happy freed elves! 🧝 they can now work in my factory and we can sell the toys to Santa 🧚♀️🥰🫶
🧚♀️🫶🥰as the war on Christmas hots up, we are repatriated Santa’s slaves from indentured service. 😁🍄🍄🟫 no elf will be left behind🫶
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
🧚♀️🫶🥰as the war on Christmas hots up, we are repatriated Santa’s slaves from indentured service. 😁🍄🍄🟫 no elf will be left behind🫶
🧚🏽♀️🫶the war on Christmas will end, when Christmas ends it’s illegal occupation of November. 🫶🧚🏽♀️🍄
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
🧚🏽♀️🫶the war on Christmas will end, when Christmas ends it’s illegal occupation of November. 🫶🧚🏽♀️🍄