I’m convinced a lot of them were conceived anally because it’s not natural to be that much of an asshole.

What’s real horseshit is that if you are on cash assistance in Michigan and can’t find work for whatever reason, they’ll force you to go ring the bell.

They can take my husbands beard over my cold dead corpse.

I mean I pay my tithing and obey the WOW but I also swear like a sailor and have punched a missionary before. (He had it coming)

It’s not Christmas until Hans Gruber is dropped from Nakatomi Tower.

I’m Mormon. But I never said I was a GOOD Mormon. People like this gives me that Vallow bitch vibes.

What have you found?

The quality content I come here for.

Did you bring Satan with you or is he where he belongs?