My dad is 85, came out of a coma in July, and is in better health than Trump.

What the actual EFF! I wish I could say I'm disappointed, but this is par forthecourse for this a$$hat.

When the gates of hell open and swallow Trump, I hope Gavin Newson writes his obituary. It must, and shall, be scathing.

Only if it is named Bubba.

I'm sorry...I didn't know this loser was still relevant in American politics.

Maybe the 1%needs to lead by example. Let's start by culling THEM in the town square. Goodness knows they have all have blood on their hands.

Better yet, let's make guillotines great again!

Excuse me, but you got his title wrong... it's Secretary of War Crimes.

Every day is opposite day in his dementia addled brain.

I truly believe The Dick-tator in Cheat is slapping his name on things because he knows he's dying. He wants to see his legacy before he dies. Why else would he build a ballroom, an arch, want to be on a coin (which can only be done if he's dead) etc.? These are desperate acts of decaying fraud.

I'm so glad that TPU is a Christian group that condemns violence and murder. After all, there's a commandment that says something about not killing.

Oh dear...

Department of War Crimes.

I fear that pretty soon, The Pedo in Chief will sign an executive order making it "illegal" to be poor. We will all be sentenced to hard labor on farms and in factories. We will replace the immigrants who were callously tossed aside. It's all Oliver Twist , meets A Tale of Two Cities.

Aaaaaaand how is this going to be funded? Aaaaaand are teachers get a huge raise and more resources?

Didn't think that one through, did ya?

Um...ya gonna at least wait until the man takes office? You can blame Mayor Adams for the current state of things, dumbass.

Nuff said.

That's called cardiomegaly, and it's not healthy.

But then, there's nothing healthy about you, you Fanta Fascist.

Ya know... this has been a pretty good week for news!

Thank you, Judge Immergut!

Thank you to Andrew Harnik for snapping this moment in time after the press was told to leave. This truly is a picture worth 1000 words.

Trump literally just woke up to this mess. He was sleeping at his desk moments before. This is a great analogy for his "leadership."

Mango Mussolini looks like he's having a stroke. Just look at that lopsided face!