Dahlia
@ladyofthevalley.bsky.social
She/her
Cat mom, lover of books, enjoyer of all things crafty, especially knitting.
Bi/grey
Cat mom, lover of books, enjoyer of all things crafty, especially knitting.
Bi/grey
I don't know why, but it really bothers me that frogs have bones.
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I don't know why, but it really bothers me that frogs have bones.
Just had *THE BEST TIME" with my mom at the Aqua concert tonight 🩵
September 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Just had *THE BEST TIME" with my mom at the Aqua concert tonight 🩵
I bought grapes a bit more than a week ago. Every day since, I have opened my fridge, seen the grapes and been pleased to have a fruit. It was only today that it occurred to me that the grapes are for eating and I can eat them. So now I have a new snack. That's been in my house for a week.
August 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I bought grapes a bit more than a week ago. Every day since, I have opened my fridge, seen the grapes and been pleased to have a fruit. It was only today that it occurred to me that the grapes are for eating and I can eat them. So now I have a new snack. That's been in my house for a week.
Don't go grocery shopping in a maxi dress. Do not do it. Your dress *will* get caught in the wheels on the cart.
August 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Don't go grocery shopping in a maxi dress. Do not do it. Your dress *will* get caught in the wheels on the cart.
Why is counting so hard? 😭😭😭
August 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why is counting so hard? 😭😭😭
What if we moved into the country and ate a lot of peaches? Just moved into the country and ate us a lot of peaches.
August 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What if we moved into the country and ate a lot of peaches? Just moved into the country and ate us a lot of peaches.
Everything bagel salad: actually all right. I liked the bagel chips a lot more than I thought I would. Did not get much "everything bagel" taste from it though
July 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Everything bagel salad: actually all right. I liked the bagel chips a lot more than I thought I would. Did not get much "everything bagel" taste from it though
I think I'm the kid teachers hate in class. Like with the weird questions. I googled to find out if bajillion is a number (it is not, very sad) and my next thought was okay, so search how many zeroes would be in it if it *was* a real number. I might be a menace.
July 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I think I'm the kid teachers hate in class. Like with the weird questions. I googled to find out if bajillion is a number (it is not, very sad) and my next thought was okay, so search how many zeroes would be in it if it *was* a real number. I might be a menace.
I want corn dogs. But vegetarian corn dogs. So I am out of luck forever. 🥲
July 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I want corn dogs. But vegetarian corn dogs. So I am out of luck forever. 🥲
I understand *why* whisks are the shape they are, but whyyy are they so terrible to clean? 😭😭😭
July 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I understand *why* whisks are the shape they are, but whyyy are they so terrible to clean? 😭😭😭
Having a cup of hot tea for the first time in a while. I forgot how much I like drinking hot tea.
July 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Having a cup of hot tea for the first time in a while. I forgot how much I like drinking hot tea.
Who knew that listening to a song that I put on knowing it would make me sad would make me sad? Absolutely wild.
July 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Who knew that listening to a song that I put on knowing it would make me sad would make me sad? Absolutely wild.
The transatlantic accent will always be very funny to me. For context, it was common in the 20th century to have actors adopt this made up accent in television and film. If you listen to movies from this era you can often hear it used. Think "Wizard of Oz" or "Sound of Music" or "Mary Poppins "
July 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The transatlantic accent will always be very funny to me. For context, it was common in the 20th century to have actors adopt this made up accent in television and film. If you listen to movies from this era you can often hear it used. Think "Wizard of Oz" or "Sound of Music" or "Mary Poppins "
Everyone is asleep, so I will complain here. My bus back from Toronto Pride (woooo!) was an hour and a half late leaving Toronto. We have stopped in Ingersoll and the bus driver has fucked off and been gone the last 15 minutes. For fuck's sake, I want to go home.
June 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Everyone is asleep, so I will complain here. My bus back from Toronto Pride (woooo!) was an hour and a half late leaving Toronto. We have stopped in Ingersoll and the bus driver has fucked off and been gone the last 15 minutes. For fuck's sake, I want to go home.
Okay, but costumes in historical pieces that are done really well
June 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Okay, but costumes in historical pieces that are done really well
WTF is reverse traffic flow?! I do not like that
May 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
WTF is reverse traffic flow?! I do not like that
I don't know how people concentrate on watching IRL driving videos in drivers' training; I keep getting distracted trying to figure out which city the video is taken from
May 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I don't know how people concentrate on watching IRL driving videos in drivers' training; I keep getting distracted trying to figure out which city the video is taken from
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Normalize wishing that your enemies be harassed by angry geese.
April 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Normalize wishing that your enemies be harassed by angry geese.
According to the ingredients list, there is more cinnamon in my tea than there is tea
April 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
According to the ingredients list, there is more cinnamon in my tea than there is tea
So wild that the asthma medication I was given to help with my asthma has helped with my asthma.
April 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
So wild that the asthma medication I was given to help with my asthma has helped with my asthma.
Not me heckling the people on the show I'm watching
April 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Not me heckling the people on the show I'm watching
Things I want to do: make my own kombucha
April 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Things I want to do: make my own kombucha
Things I like: sushi burritos
March 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Things I like: sushi burritos
My floppy girl enjoying the sunlight
March 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My floppy girl enjoying the sunlight