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Lady Penni

@ladypenni.bsky.social

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She/her. Ally. Love books, comedy, cats, dogs, exhibits, food, TV, movies, writing. Beep. This is an OFMD safe space ship. Secondhand smoke is no joke.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · Nov 7

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 10h

😂

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 13h

Cahuenga or Tujunga.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 14h

Huh. I wouldn’t have pegged her for being into negging.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 14h

Yes. They made great coasters, or you could break them to make mirrored disco ball mosaic crafts.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 14h

Don't leave the 5th one out. It deserves its day in the sun too. Whichever one it is.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 14h

You really gotta compliment her and let her know how invaluable she is. You don't need to mean it, but she needs to believe you do.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 14h

I remember back in the day when you had to choose between being on your landline phone, or using your computer. And getting a free floppy disc or CD-rom to download AOL. That sound of dial up was the worst.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 14h

You gotta tell her she's pretty and ask her if she's lost weight. Maybe pet her a little.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 14h

On this, our father's birthday @david-jenkins.bsky.social, Geekspin wrote us a lovely letter.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 14h

Printers are singularly petulant and lazy.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 16h

"As per below..."

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 16h

The word you're looking for is adulthood.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 16h

I had this rando guy calling me for years, leaving a vm where he's calling out my name and telling me to pick up. I have voicemail dude. This isn't 1999, wherein you could stand next to your phone and listen to the answering maching message as the person left it. No name, no company, no return #.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 16h

Both are sweet and enjoy being sucked.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 16h

Happy Birthday @david-jenkins.bsky.social ! Hope your day is filled with food, fun, family, and friends.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 20h

Saw this sticker on the back of a car today and laughed so hard.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 22h

But you’re only 29…?

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t know what’s going on, but I saw at least a dozen police SUVs flying down the road. Curious as to what crime needed the entire police department.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

#OFMD #MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToTheYard
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

MariWho @mariwho.bsky.social · 1d

PEOPLE OF EARTH SEND HER YOUR ENERGY!!!

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

Stunning.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

Junior. Mint. Dental. Floss. Picks. WTAF?!?