Alt: Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls is in one of her fantasies with Xyler. Xyler holds up his hand and says, "Up top!" Mabel jumps up to give him a "high five" as the background changes to an abstract design reminiscent of the 1990's.

Alt: Stan Pines runs in and pushes a button on the Mystery Shack intercom and announces, "The Mystery Shack is now closed! Everybody out! I will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly!"

Alt: Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls picks up a bucket of roofing shingles and says, "Now, who wants to retile the roof in searing 105 degree heat?"

Alt: Dipper (in Mabel's body) from Gravity Falls is sitting in a corner, rocking while repeating, "This isn 't happening. This isn't happening."

Alt: Soos from Gravity Falls is trying to lick his own elbow while Mabel Pines cheers, "Lick that elbow! Lick that elbow!" Soos then stops and says, "Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp."

Alt: Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls is eating a taco while the kids talk about sneaking into the mini golf course for some extra practice. He says, "Go to the golf course after dark, you say? I don't know. We'd have to break in and..." He then grins and exclaims, "Just kidding! Let's break in!"

Alt: Mabel Pines, Soos, and Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls are in a giant pterodactyl nest with Old Man McGucket. Dipper asks him, "Do you have an invention that can distract the pterodactyl?" Old Man McGucket replies enthusiastically, "Do I?!" He then rummages inside his hat for a few moments coming up empty, he finally replies, "Nope."

Alt: Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls is about to crawl through the fence into the Mini Golf course. Grunkle Stan says, "Oh, and, hey, Mabel!" Mabel stops and looks over her shoulder. It cuts to Grunkle Stan flipping through Mabel's sticker book. He pulls out a gold sticker with a trophy on it and sticks it to Mabel's sweater. The sticker says, "U da best" on it. It then cuts back to Stan who gives her a thumbs up and says, "Knock her dead, kid." Mabel returns the thumbs up and crawls through the fence.

Alt: Wendy from Gravity Falls arrives on her bike. She takes off her helmet and says, "Dude, i'm so stoked about this. I've been wanting to go adventuring with you guys. Sure beats picking up after my dad at home." It then cuts to Manly Dan at home hitting his head repeatedly on the low ceiling as he yells, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" and a beam comes crashing down. He then turns around and says, "Who put that wall there?" and hits his head again yelling, "Ow!"

Alt: Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland from Gravity Falls have pulled over Stan Pines' car because Stan was teaching a bear to drive. Stan is in the passenger seat. He rolls down the window and says, "What seems to be the problem, Officers?" Behind him the bear roars and starts biting the seatbelt.

Alt: Xyler and Craz, Mabel's imaginary dream boys from Gravity Falls, run into a pink room in one of Mabel's fantasies after she insults Pacifica Northwest. They are both dressed as EMTs and are pushing a gurney. They say, "We came as fast as we could." "We heard a little girl got seriously burned!" Then together they say, "OH!"

Alt: Pacifica Northwest from Gravity Falls is arguing with Mabel Pines and she says, "That 's the thing about money. It makes problems go away." Mabel then retorts, "Well, it can't buy you skill."

Alt: Mabel, Grunkle Stan and Dipper from Gravity Falls are in front of the Mystery Shack getting their picture taken. Mabel says, "Everyone say, 'Something stupid!'" The family makes silly faces and all together say, "Something stupid!" as the picture is taken.

Alt: Dipper and Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls are sitting in a restaurant. Mabel is depressed and Dipper is feeding her tortilla chips.

Alt: Dipper and Wendy from Gravity Falls are sitting on Wendy's bed watching movies and eating popcorn. Wendy is reading a text message from Robbie and Dipper awkwardly says, "How's, uhh... how's all that going?" Then he stuffs a big handful of popcorn in his mouth.

Alt: Stan Pines from Gravity Falls opens the Mystery Shack door and says, "Welcome to the Mystery Shack, gentlemen! What can I get you?" He pulls items from the gift shop out of his pockets saying, "Key chains? Snow globes?" Then he lifts up his sleeve revealing what looks like a $5 bill and winks, "These rare photos of American Presidents?"

Alt: Dipper (in Mabel's body) from Gravity Falls says, "Ugh, braces are horrible. It's like my mouth hates me."

Alt: Soos from Gravity Falls yells, "Candy blizzard!" And throws a bunch of candy from the vending machine in the air. Dipper and Mabel catch the candy in their hands. Mabel says, "Forget taking off the wrappers, I'm eating these now!" and she proceeds to munch. Dipper then says, "Soos, you are the greatest human to ever live." Mabel comes back into the frame choking and clutching her throat as she yells, "That was a mistake!" and falls to the floor.

Alt: Dipper from Gravity Falls is holding Journal 3 and he says to Grunkle Stan, "Wait, you're gonna give it to me? Just like that?" It cuts back to Stan and he says, "What else do you want? A kiss on the cheek?" Dipper then says, "I... I got to go!" He grabs Mabel's hand and pulls her along with him as she says, "Woah!" The screen then pans left, and Soos says, "I wouldn't mind a kiss on the cheek!" Stand immediately replies, "Not gonna happen."

Alt: Stan Pines from Gravity Falls is in the Mystery Shack gift shop with Dipper and Mabel. He says, "Ha! The town loves us. We finally got that Gideon smell out of the carpet. Everything is finally going my way."

Alt: Grunkle Stan, Soos, Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls are falling in the Bottomless Pit. Stan pulls some cards out of his pocket as he says, "Well, it looks like we're down here for the long haul. Who wants to see some card tricks?" He tries to shuffle the cards, but because they are falling, all the cards fly upward and out of his hands. Stan watches all his cards fly away from him. Once the cards are gone, he shows his empty hands and says, "Ta-da!"

Alt: Mabel, Grunkle Stan and Dipper from Gravity Falls are looking at Journal 3. Dipper says, "Three part harmony? How can we create that? I have a naturally high pitched scream." Stan replies, "I can make noises with my body, sometimes intentionally."

Alt: An alarm clock is buzzing and it says, "7:00 a.m." Stan Pines was sleeping on a desk. He startles awake with a piece of paper stuck to his chin. He then says, "Oh, right... show time."

Alt: Toby Determined from Gravity Falls is holding an object and says, "Smile for the camera!" Stan Pines replies, "Your camera is a cinder block, Toby." Toby, dejected, says, "I just want to be a part of things..."