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That was a very fresh walk along the beach. Happy half term.
February 16, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Highly complex game. Nothing is making a lot of sense, just lots and lots of rules. Twin 1 is the shark. I am the nerd and husband is the grumpy old Quint.
February 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Seriously, just stop. #Clawdia
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Finally January is over. Not sure February is looking to be less Monday like.
February 1, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Very sad. Loved her.
a woman in a black sequined jumpsuit is walking through a foggy forest .
ALT: a woman in a black sequined jumpsuit is walking through a foggy forest .
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January 30, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Hurrah. I am the chosen one. #DailyClawdia
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Hello Monday.
January 19, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Family time - all of us laughing but about very different things.
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Loving @joescaramanga.co.uk asking the kiddos who would be better on the Traitors, him or me. Both kids shout out Mummy at the same time. Ha ha ha.
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Those aren't my trainers...
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Trying to buy Clawdia's love with treats and she just nicked the treat bag from me.
January 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Clawdia 1 Massive spider 0
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Clawdia update. Spent ten minutes sat on the rug. Twenty minutes running around like a nutter.
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Family outing to a cat rescue center. Will one cat carrier be enough?
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I still don't know all the words but I do know the dance routine. #totp
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Note to future self. Don"t laugh at the pre-teen. The fallout is not worth it.
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Had a fab day out. Just grown ups, to see in Inside No.9 the stage show. Laugh out loud and some proper jumps. But I am a wuss.
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The tiny little ice stars are cute but really do not last very long. Worth it? Not sure...
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Would it be wrong to send @joescaramanga.co.uk out tomorrow to find me some.?
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Day spent cleaning, tidying and wrapping. Now it's wine, fire and Christmas film time.
December 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I think I may need to tell my neighbour that his Tesla is broken. His indicator didn't work once as he drove across town.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
@joescaramanga.co.uk Happiest of birthdays to my favourite old (it's now official) man.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
A sparkly Christmas cocktail? Oh go on...
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Some days are so cool. Listening to a zoom call from Antarctica was one of those days.
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Well that is just what the Friday ordered.
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM