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Lady von Hammersmark
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Contrarian | Antiquarian | Historian | 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I can usually be found covered in dirt while gardening. 🌺🪷🌾🪻🥀
He’s been trying to unwrap all the presents under the tree all week but finally gets to open one for himself.

#dachshund
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Not staged. Found him like this late last night before bed. 🎄❤️🎄

#bachshund #dachshundsofbluesky #merrychristmas #santaweenie
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Merry Christmas from this guy. All he wants for Christmas is unlimited Churu and my full attention.

#catsofbluesky #cats #merrychristmas
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I tried to get the photo of him wrapped up like a Christmas present under the tree but that did work out so here’s what I got. I wish you all the joy of the season but I mostly hope you can avoid the toxic relatives and find peace.

#dachshund #weenie #emotionalsupportdog
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
He spends his entire day barking at the cats. We’re working on it. Today was better than yesterday.

Meanwhile, the cats are like “We will let you sit with us if you just stop barking in our faces.”

#dachshunds #dachshundsofbluesky
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He’s had an exhausting day of barking at the cats and racing his brother, T.V., through the house.

#dachshund #dachshundsofbluesky #doxie #weeniedog
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Finally got the tree up.
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve had dachshunds my whole life. My last one passed away 6 months ago at 16 years old. Today my heart was made whole again with our new family member. This is Milo. It was love at first site!
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Rhetty The Christmas Kitten has arrived in his custom Christmas necklace I made him!

#catsofbluesky
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I missed the anniversary of the passing of Christopher Hitchens which was December 15th. I can’t even put it into words how much I miss his presence and political commentary. He hated Trump and I wish he was here to eviscerate that illiterate conman.
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I nominate 50 Cent for Producer of the year.

#50cent #fafo
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The one glass ornament that eludes me!

#dachshund #chicago
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Based on how the last pandemic went I’m going to go out on a limb and say there is a 10/10 chance this is going to happen. The human mortality rate is much higher with H5N1 so get your N-95s and toilet paper stocked.
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I finally made it to Christkindlmarket in Chicago and it did not disappoint. I actually got to speak some German tonight and bought a small Kuckucksuhr but mark my word, one day I’ll own one of the giant chalet style ones. Next year, when I’m not living out of a suitcase, I’ll wear one of dirndls.
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It’s Krampusnacht! He’s coming for all the terribles! May the odds be ever in your favor.

#krampusnacht #krampus
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I accidentally woke up the sleeping Christmas kitten.

#catsofbluesky
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Space Cat! This is Zeus, one of the neighborhood ferals I care for. He got injured with a big gash under his arm so off to the vet we went. He got some antibiotics and a shot for pain. He will be recovering in the kitty bathroom while it heals.

#catsofbluesky
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Trying to get into the Christmas spirit. Still want to set the world on fire.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Sleeping Millie.

#catsofbluesky
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Have fun looking up your favorite Democrats. If you’ve ever wondered why I’m an Independent, you can start here…

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November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Trumps Criminality and corrutption of the White House and the United States is staggering.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Anyone else have a cat that goes into a murderous rage on catnip versus chills out? Meet Catnip Simone. She will cut you and enjoy it. Do not approach!

#catsofbluesky
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My son, who is nothing short of a Young Sheldon but with History and Global Politics, reported that two teachers refused to display the 10 commandments and one hung it upside down and behind a filing cabinet.

Much respect to the teachers honoring our Constitution. You made his day!
a woman says thank you you get it in front of some plants
ALT: a woman says thank you you get it in front of some plants
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November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I often dream of a world with only neurodivergent people like me. It’s exhausting dealing with unspoken subtext, two faced neurotypicals, and being treated as less than when we all know neurodivergent are far more intelligent and authentic than neurotypicals.

#neurodivergent
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by Lady von Hammersmark
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM