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Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily dad jokes!
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I tried looking up ice cream puns on the internet.

Then my browser froze.

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January 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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I got a new mousemat today.

I hope he uses it and stops leaving little footprints everywhere.

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January 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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I bought five watches the other day.

I have a lot of time on my hands.

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January 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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To the guy that broke my giant wall clock…

You messed up big time.

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January 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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I got hired at the thermometer factory.

It’s just a temp job.

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December 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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What do you call an undertaker who always counts his bodies?

A mathemortician.

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December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful.

But that's how Julius Ceasar.

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December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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My chiropractor has a lot of appointments this week.

She's seeing patients back to back.

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December 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

It wanted to get to the bottom.

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December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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They’re hiring at the comb factory.

It’s part time.

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December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon?

Jurassic Pork.

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December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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What do you call Santa without a GPS?

A lost Claus.

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December 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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What did the retired sailor say?

Long time, no sea.

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December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Until they invented the other side of Velcro…

It never really caught on.

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December 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?

Auld Fang Syne.

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December 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Today, I bought an old used car that was made in Prague.

The Czech engine light keeps coming on.

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December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I just got hired at the yacht store.

They made me the sails manager.

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December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I used to wonder who invented the oil lamp.

It was probably some bright spark.

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December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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My dog thinks he’s a cheerleader.

He’s a pompomeranian.

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December 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Yes, we’ve heard there is some bad lettuce going around.

Everyone just needs to Romaine calm.

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December 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I was hoping they’d find a cure to my hiccups but I’m not holding my breath.

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December 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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What do you call a mouse in a toga?

Julius Cheeser.

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December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I needed to make a ballet costume and didn’t know where to start.

Then I put tu and tu together.

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December 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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What do you call a woman who won’t stop singing Christmas songs?

Carolyn.

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December 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air.

It’s my signature move.

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December 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM