We should probably undress the elephant in the room
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We should probably undress the elephant in the room
So Alpha the Doctor gave me Beta Blockers. Just to be safe
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
So Alpha the Doctor gave me Beta Blockers. Just to be safe
think I’ll reinvent the wheel today.
It should drastically boost my Rome-Building speed
It should drastically boost my Rome-Building speed
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
think I’ll reinvent the wheel today.
It should drastically boost my Rome-Building speed
It should drastically boost my Rome-Building speed
Bird People are just closeted Ferret People
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Bird People are just closeted Ferret People
The Lión does not concern themselves with vosotros
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The Lión does not concern themselves with vosotros
one must imagine syphilis happy or whatever
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
one must imagine syphilis happy or whatever
Cyber Bullying Large Language Models in the Full Lotus
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cyber Bullying Large Language Models in the Full Lotus
We need a slur for people who stand up right when the plane lands
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We need a slur for people who stand up right when the plane lands
Imagine a D2 but…fungible
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Imagine a D2 but…fungible
Microplastics are just a branding issue.
I’d honestly be way cooler with dino-nuggets in my brain
I’d honestly be way cooler with dino-nuggets in my brain
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Microplastics are just a branding issue.
I’d honestly be way cooler with dino-nuggets in my brain
I’d honestly be way cooler with dino-nuggets in my brain
Decided I want to be a crat.
I just don’t know what kind yet.
Bureau. Auto. Wild.
I’m considering my options
I just don’t know what kind yet.
Bureau. Auto. Wild.
I’m considering my options
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Decided I want to be a crat.
I just don’t know what kind yet.
Bureau. Auto. Wild.
I’m considering my options
I just don’t know what kind yet.
Bureau. Auto. Wild.
I’m considering my options
So nervous I just brushed my teeth for a phone call.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
So nervous I just brushed my teeth for a phone call.
That Anton Chigurh Coin Flip scene, but I catch and eat it mid air
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
That Anton Chigurh Coin Flip scene, but I catch and eat it mid air
@bsky.app
Today I tried making a cutesy political cartoon for the 1st time. An hr later I came to, covered in cold sweat and a curdled coating of skim milk with this adorable little critter staring back at me from the abyss. He says his name is…’Sam’s Tick,’ and he’s…not...yet full. LMK how I did❤️
Today I tried making a cutesy political cartoon for the 1st time. An hr later I came to, covered in cold sweat and a curdled coating of skim milk with this adorable little critter staring back at me from the abyss. He says his name is…’Sam’s Tick,’ and he’s…not...yet full. LMK how I did❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@bsky.app
Today I tried making a cutesy political cartoon for the 1st time. An hr later I came to, covered in cold sweat and a curdled coating of skim milk with this adorable little critter staring back at me from the abyss. He says his name is…’Sam’s Tick,’ and he’s…not...yet full. LMK how I did❤️
Today I tried making a cutesy political cartoon for the 1st time. An hr later I came to, covered in cold sweat and a curdled coating of skim milk with this adorable little critter staring back at me from the abyss. He says his name is…’Sam’s Tick,’ and he’s…not...yet full. LMK how I did❤️
Manufacturer’s Recommendations be damned, Sriracha is a fridge sauce
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Manufacturer’s Recommendations be damned, Sriracha is a fridge sauce
I sincerely hope everyone gets more time to do less
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I sincerely hope everyone gets more time to do less
How was I supposed to know ignorance is a sin?
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
How was I supposed to know ignorance is a sin?
Turns out Dr. Pepper is actually a homeopath
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Turns out Dr. Pepper is actually a homeopath
'REMEMBER’ implies that I am in a state of ‘MEMBER’ at this very moment. And just premembering the implications of that, scares me beyond words
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
'REMEMBER’ implies that I am in a state of ‘MEMBER’ at this very moment. And just premembering the implications of that, scares me beyond words
They made Indiana Jones fight Nazis so no one would read into the whip
November 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
They made Indiana Jones fight Nazis so no one would read into the whip
Once AI takes our jobs, think of all the extra time we’ll have to spend money in the economy!
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Once AI takes our jobs, think of all the extra time we’ll have to spend money in the economy!
Delusions Of Grandeur? Me? Hahah FOOL. My words rhyme in languages not yet born.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Delusions Of Grandeur? Me? Hahah FOOL. My words rhyme in languages not yet born.
I do my own research.
The Sponsored Google Posts only confirmed my suspicions.
The Sponsored Google Posts only confirmed my suspicions.
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I do my own research.
The Sponsored Google Posts only confirmed my suspicions.
The Sponsored Google Posts only confirmed my suspicions.
Hello Sharks. I present to you...Safety Cable Chewables.
A flavored candy coating for all your favorite wires. High Voltage is blue raspberry, HDMI is banana, and…Sharks?
A flavored candy coating for all your favorite wires. High Voltage is blue raspberry, HDMI is banana, and…Sharks?
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hello Sharks. I present to you...Safety Cable Chewables.
A flavored candy coating for all your favorite wires. High Voltage is blue raspberry, HDMI is banana, and…Sharks?
A flavored candy coating for all your favorite wires. High Voltage is blue raspberry, HDMI is banana, and…Sharks?
'Here-Here’ is enabling.
‘There-There' is comforting.
But ‘So-So’ is just kinda whatever.
‘There-There' is comforting.
But ‘So-So’ is just kinda whatever.
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
'Here-Here’ is enabling.
‘There-There' is comforting.
But ‘So-So’ is just kinda whatever.
‘There-There' is comforting.
But ‘So-So’ is just kinda whatever.