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Sticks and Stones
We should probably undress the elephant in the room
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So Alpha the Doctor gave me Beta Blockers. Just to be safe
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
think I’ll reinvent the wheel today.
It should drastically boost my Rome-Building speed
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bird People are just closeted Ferret People
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The Lión does not concern themselves with vosotros
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
one must imagine syphilis happy or whatever
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Cyber Bullying Large Language Models in the Full Lotus
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We need a slur for people who stand up right when the plane lands
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Imagine a D2 but…fungible
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Microplastics are just a branding issue.
I’d honestly be way cooler with dino-nuggets in my brain
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Decided I want to be a crat.
I just don’t know what kind yet.
Bureau. Auto. Wild.
I’m considering my options
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
So nervous I just brushed my teeth for a phone call.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
That Anton Chigurh Coin Flip scene, but I catch and eat it mid air
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@bsky.app
Today I tried making a cutesy political cartoon for the 1st time. An hr later I came to, covered in cold sweat and a curdled coating of skim milk with this adorable little critter staring back at me from the abyss. He says his name is…’Sam’s Tick,’ and he’s…not...yet full. LMK how I did❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Manufacturer’s Recommendations be damned, Sriracha is a fridge sauce
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I sincerely hope everyone gets more time to do less
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How was I supposed to know ignorance is a sin?
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Turns out Dr. Pepper is actually a homeopath
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
'REMEMBER’ implies that I am in a state of ‘MEMBER’ at this very moment. And just premembering the implications of that, scares me beyond words
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They made Indiana Jones fight Nazis so no one would read into the whip
November 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Once AI takes our jobs, think of all the extra time we’ll have to spend money in the economy!
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Delusions Of Grandeur? Me? Hahah FOOL. My words rhyme in languages not yet born.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I do my own research.
The Sponsored Google Posts only confirmed my suspicions.
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hello Sharks. I present to you...Safety Cable Chewables.
A flavored candy coating for all your favorite wires. High Voltage is blue raspberry, HDMI is banana, and…Sharks?
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
'Here-Here’ is enabling.
‘There-There' is comforting.
But ‘So-So’ is just kinda whatever.
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM