La Grange International Hairport
@lagrangehairport.bsky.social
Wigs on a runway.
If I had a pussy I would it call it “the hypotenuse” and I’d put a credit card in there
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
If I had a pussy I would it call it “the hypotenuse” and I’d put a credit card in there
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October 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Gonna start posting on my WhatsApp like an unhinged psychopath.
July 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Gonna start posting on my WhatsApp like an unhinged psychopath.
I wish Jar Jar Binks were real and I hope he’d be my friend.
July 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I wish Jar Jar Binks were real and I hope he’d be my friend.
Ich wohne im Verdorben, ich ziehe mich jedoch ganz tiefer ins Verdorben um.
July 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ich wohne im Verdorben, ich ziehe mich jedoch ganz tiefer ins Verdorben um.
Stromschlag erschwendere Verhinderung einer verzögerten Joghurtkulturkultivierung
July 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Stromschlag erschwendere Verhinderung einer verzögerten Joghurtkulturkultivierung
I think I’m bad at bskweeting
July 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I think I’m bad at bskweeting
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Happy evening beautiful people ❤️
July 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Happy evening beautiful people ❤️
The only saving grace of this account is that no one reads it, not that the content contains any odiousness of note, but still, a tinge.
July 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The only saving grace of this account is that no one reads it, not that the content contains any odiousness of note, but still, a tinge.
My beautifuler deader wife is more modester and humbler than your lobster-haired harrowed harlot.
Orienting point being, clearly, the objective.
My orangutan-esque well worn weary love-r carries no superlatives.
She fucks unsuperciliously.
Tis? Twas? Twill be?
From her!
Fucked!
Orienting point being, clearly, the objective.
My orangutan-esque well worn weary love-r carries no superlatives.
She fucks unsuperciliously.
Tis? Twas? Twill be?
From her!
Fucked!
May 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My beautifuler deader wife is more modester and humbler than your lobster-haired harrowed harlot.
Orienting point being, clearly, the objective.
My orangutan-esque well worn weary love-r carries no superlatives.
She fucks unsuperciliously.
Tis? Twas? Twill be?
From her!
Fucked!
Orienting point being, clearly, the objective.
My orangutan-esque well worn weary love-r carries no superlatives.
She fucks unsuperciliously.
Tis? Twas? Twill be?
From her!
Fucked!
„Gott verkauft kein Privateigentum“
May 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
„Gott verkauft kein Privateigentum“
My wife is deader and more beautiful than yours.
May 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My wife is deader and more beautiful than yours.
„Im Einklang stehen“ is so genius. To stand in one sound, genisusdddd
May 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
„Im Einklang stehen“ is so genius. To stand in one sound, genisusdddd
Some in between thing
I can’t tell if we’re more alike or different
Wir gönnen uns, einander
Aber indulgence beträgt Anerkennung nicht
You own a hat
he, i don't like
Domestication, Anpassen, Angewöhnen
what comes first
Geduld
ficken
I can’t tell if we’re more alike or different
Wir gönnen uns, einander
Aber indulgence beträgt Anerkennung nicht
You own a hat
he, i don't like
Domestication, Anpassen, Angewöhnen
what comes first
Geduld
ficken
May 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Some in between thing
I can’t tell if we’re more alike or different
Wir gönnen uns, einander
Aber indulgence beträgt Anerkennung nicht
You own a hat
he, i don't like
Domestication, Anpassen, Angewöhnen
what comes first
Geduld
ficken
I can’t tell if we’re more alike or different
Wir gönnen uns, einander
Aber indulgence beträgt Anerkennung nicht
You own a hat
he, i don't like
Domestication, Anpassen, Angewöhnen
what comes first
Geduld
ficken
Sometimes the names that are put on appliance also grace the tops of buildings
May 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Sometimes the names that are put on appliance also grace the tops of buildings
I love a contemplative and wise twink.
April 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I love a contemplative and wise twink.
Do I read infinite jest?
April 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Do I read infinite jest?
Gods getting got has gotten Gottingener the more got God gets.
The more god gets arrested, the more Gottingen-related his apprehensions become, when he is further incarcerated.
The more god gets arrested, the more Gottingen-related his apprehensions become, when he is further incarcerated.
March 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Gods getting got has gotten Gottingener the more got God gets.
The more god gets arrested, the more Gottingen-related his apprehensions become, when he is further incarcerated.
The more god gets arrested, the more Gottingen-related his apprehensions become, when he is further incarcerated.
If they didn’t want babies to play with guns they shouldn’t have them all those fingers and toes.
March 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If they didn’t want babies to play with guns they shouldn’t have them all those fingers and toes.