Lahl Teller
lahlteller.bsky.social
Lahl Teller
@lahlteller.bsky.social
Drew Afualo, Caleb Hearon, and Britney Broski are our reincarnation of the triforce.
January 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
who read 1000+ pages of lighthouse personnel documents 🙋‍♀️
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
My two young cousins (1st grade and 5th grade) asked what DnD was so I ran through a little example with them.

They were Katniss and Hawkeye and escaped a dragon in a Bugatti.
June 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
god was like “idk what legos are left over” when they made me
June 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Someone’s watching the Burrow’s End on my dropout account. I’ve given it out to too many people. I have no idea who it is……I want to talk to them about it so bad. Is this how the prince in Cinderella felt? But platonically?
April 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
smosh plays it takes two or the new split fiction tag team so when the play forming bits get frustrating, another person hops in.

for it takes two, which ever team acts the most divorced wins.
April 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Fantasy High is now on WEBTOON!

Read the first three episodes for free. Check back weekly for the latest episode, or read ahead with 5 episodes available to Fast Pass.
April 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“I’m picking up an eggroll not jumping a bridge!”

a player’s reaction to being asked to roll a certain dexterity check.
March 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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How many fighting-type Pokémon can you identify correctly?
March 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i rewatched the faith series…maybe it’s too much
February 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
smosh playing the faith games would be good too
February 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Can you identify these Universal Classics Monsters?
February 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
me: wow I love DMing and creating a vibrant cast of unique and memorable characters!!!!!

also me: *describing every villain as yzma with slicked back hair*
February 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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keep in mind - he just did a stint in the woods... 🌲🤳
February 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
playing gartic phone and this was the my first prompt to draw
February 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
during fantasy high junior year i drew my 45 yr old tabaxi (house cat sized) peace cleric follower of hestia after he applied for a cleric teaching position at aguefort

mr. bramblepelt o’land

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February 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
me playing dnd after I failed my persuasion check with the bartender:

Fine, I’m gonna order a Shirley temple and talk to those two fake women over there.
January 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Top three grossest things I’ve described in curse of strahd.

3. someone cutting their own face off

2. a bunch of centipedes

1. A chunky bloody mary cocktail
January 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Most outrageous thing I’ve said to my dnd club of teenagers:

“Man, I am so excited to watch you roll a nat 1 on cpr for this fish you killed.”
January 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
here are my two favorite quotes from my Curse of Strahd campaign:

“You just lollypopp sticked yourself into the middle of the hot candy mess.”

“Arcana check these jugs!”

runner up:

“How much have you healed 150 strahd sucked it out the back shed.”
December 30, 2024 at 6:56 PM
one time I asked my players to roll a d100 to see how many fried pickles they got.

they got 100.

so of course now whenever they have fried pickles, they get a +1 to their proficiency bonus.
December 29, 2024 at 11:37 PM
#Chronocross inspired #dndcampaign where 1st session is level 20 final battle with halved items/spells/etc., PCs are 100% gonna die, that fight outcome impacts obstacles the level 1 characters run into.

PCs have a near death event that happens in the other timeline.

there’s 1000 npcs to collect.
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM
one anniversary, I got my wife a jar filled with tiny versions of the books she had read.

four years later, I make around 70 mini books a year.

the jar I got was maybe too big.
December 11, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 6:45 PM