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does megatron know his CNA was stolen lol
January 24, 2026 at 10:06 AM
does megatron know his CNA was stolen lol
megatron tfa: eat healthier and exercise my child
me: megatwon...
me: megatwon...
January 24, 2026 at 9:27 AM
megatron tfa: eat healthier and exercise my child
me: megatwon...
me: megatwon...
i found out adhd and autism leads to an increased risk of dementia and now i am scared
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 AM
i found out adhd and autism leads to an increased risk of dementia and now i am scared
(tfa, decepticons win au)
megs hand feeding optimus energon candies laced with aphrodisiacs so that he'll get all warm and wet
megs hand feeding optimus energon candies laced with aphrodisiacs so that he'll get all warm and wet
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 AM
(tfa, decepticons win au)
megs hand feeding optimus energon candies laced with aphrodisiacs so that he'll get all warm and wet
megs hand feeding optimus energon candies laced with aphrodisiacs so that he'll get all warm and wet
who wants to eat megatron's butt
January 24, 2026 at 7:06 AM
who wants to eat megatron's butt
winter talk makes me crave dpax huddles up together to keep warm during a cold front
January 24, 2026 at 7:03 AM
winter talk makes me crave dpax huddles up together to keep warm during a cold front
(tfone)
jazz, calling dee: idk if he's gonna answer tho
dee: hello?
jazz: yoo
dee: what do you want
jazz: damn bro whats with ur tone??
dee: jazz. it is 2 am in the fucking morning and im clapping cheeks. what do you want
jazz: damn to who??
dee: orion pax who else???
jazz, calling dee: idk if he's gonna answer tho
dee: hello?
jazz: yoo
dee: what do you want
jazz: damn bro whats with ur tone??
dee: jazz. it is 2 am in the fucking morning and im clapping cheeks. what do you want
jazz: damn to who??
dee: orion pax who else???
January 24, 2026 at 6:23 AM
(tfone)
jazz, calling dee: idk if he's gonna answer tho
dee: hello?
jazz: yoo
dee: what do you want
jazz: damn bro whats with ur tone??
dee: jazz. it is 2 am in the fucking morning and im clapping cheeks. what do you want
jazz: damn to who??
dee: orion pax who else???
jazz, calling dee: idk if he's gonna answer tho
dee: hello?
jazz: yoo
dee: what do you want
jazz: damn bro whats with ur tone??
dee: jazz. it is 2 am in the fucking morning and im clapping cheeks. what do you want
jazz: damn to who??
dee: orion pax who else???
(tfa)
op: hey...
meg: hello
op:
op: can i eat ur ass?
meg: excuse me
op: hey...
meg: hello
op:
op: can i eat ur ass?
meg: excuse me
January 24, 2026 at 6:17 AM
(tfa)
op: hey...
meg: hello
op:
op: can i eat ur ass?
meg: excuse me
op: hey...
meg: hello
op:
op: can i eat ur ass?
meg: excuse me
i hate ddlg by ppcocaine so much but its stuck in my head please help me
January 24, 2026 at 6:10 AM
i hate ddlg by ppcocaine so much but its stuck in my head please help me
(tfa)
megs, op: *sleeping together*
megs, talking in his sleep: one 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. one can prepared coconut pecan frosting. three slash four cup vegetable oil. four large eggs. one cup semi sweet chocolate chips
op: he was watching great british bakeoff again...
megs, op: *sleeping together*
megs, talking in his sleep: one 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. one can prepared coconut pecan frosting. three slash four cup vegetable oil. four large eggs. one cup semi sweet chocolate chips
op: he was watching great british bakeoff again...
January 24, 2026 at 5:44 AM
(tfa)
megs, op: *sleeping together*
megs, talking in his sleep: one 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. one can prepared coconut pecan frosting. three slash four cup vegetable oil. four large eggs. one cup semi sweet chocolate chips
op: he was watching great british bakeoff again...
megs, op: *sleeping together*
megs, talking in his sleep: one 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. one can prepared coconut pecan frosting. three slash four cup vegetable oil. four large eggs. one cup semi sweet chocolate chips
op: he was watching great british bakeoff again...
(tfa, humanformers)
idk man what if op accidentally goes to a nude beach and sees megatron with his huge dick and balls out
idk man what if op accidentally goes to a nude beach and sees megatron with his huge dick and balls out
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 AM
(tfa, humanformers)
idk man what if op accidentally goes to a nude beach and sees megatron with his huge dick and balls out
idk man what if op accidentally goes to a nude beach and sees megatron with his huge dick and balls out
should megatron tfa get pregnant?!? act NOW!!! (and show me pregnant megatron)
January 24, 2026 at 4:17 AM
should megatron tfa get pregnant?!? act NOW!!! (and show me pregnant megatron)
(tfa)
megatron eating sushi from optimus' body yes or no
megatron eating sushi from optimus' body yes or no
January 24, 2026 at 2:36 AM
(tfa)
megatron eating sushi from optimus' body yes or no
megatron eating sushi from optimus' body yes or no
(tfa)
head!megs feeling his body shift and turn but not in a way one might think (optimus is riding his spike)
head!megs feeling his body shift and turn but not in a way one might think (optimus is riding his spike)
January 24, 2026 at 2:21 AM
(tfa)
head!megs feeling his body shift and turn but not in a way one might think (optimus is riding his spike)
head!megs feeling his body shift and turn but not in a way one might think (optimus is riding his spike)
he's watching great british bake off
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
he's watching great british bake off
im pretty adamant on not wanting guns near me or around me but due to how bad this country is going on rn with ICE literally killing a woman and even using a 5 year old as bait, im afraid of even stepping one foot out the door without being assaulted
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
im pretty adamant on not wanting guns near me or around me but due to how bad this country is going on rn with ICE literally killing a woman and even using a 5 year old as bait, im afraid of even stepping one foot out the door without being assaulted
(tfa)
megatron is sent to prison but instead of being in a cell with the rest of the cons he's in an isolated room and his spike is attached to a milking machine
megatron is sent to prison but instead of being in a cell with the rest of the cons he's in an isolated room and his spike is attached to a milking machine
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
(tfa)
megatron is sent to prison but instead of being in a cell with the rest of the cons he's in an isolated room and his spike is attached to a milking machine
megatron is sent to prison but instead of being in a cell with the rest of the cons he's in an isolated room and his spike is attached to a milking machine
(tfa)
head!megs would probably watch shows to pass the time whenever he's bored . he'd probably watch the great british bake off and be like "these homo sapiens are so stupid their cakes probably taste like slag" and then silence would pass and he'd go "...idk what cake tastes like"
head!megs would probably watch shows to pass the time whenever he's bored . he'd probably watch the great british bake off and be like "these homo sapiens are so stupid their cakes probably taste like slag" and then silence would pass and he'd go "...idk what cake tastes like"
January 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
(tfa)
head!megs would probably watch shows to pass the time whenever he's bored . he'd probably watch the great british bake off and be like "these homo sapiens are so stupid their cakes probably taste like slag" and then silence would pass and he'd go "...idk what cake tastes like"
head!megs would probably watch shows to pass the time whenever he's bored . he'd probably watch the great british bake off and be like "these homo sapiens are so stupid their cakes probably taste like slag" and then silence would pass and he'd go "...idk what cake tastes like"
do you know those fucking balls toys you can put on ur car. yeah imagine tank mode d-16 doing that with his actual balls but theyre really big tho LOL
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
do you know those fucking balls toys you can put on ur car. yeah imagine tank mode d-16 doing that with his actual balls but theyre really big tho LOL
(tfone)
orion: *in labor*
dee, stressed: goddamn it! come on, pax, you are a strong cybertronian mech!!
orion: *screams*
dee: i know!!!!!
orion: *in labor*
dee, stressed: goddamn it! come on, pax, you are a strong cybertronian mech!!
orion: *screams*
dee: i know!!!!!
January 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
(tfone)
orion: *in labor*
dee, stressed: goddamn it! come on, pax, you are a strong cybertronian mech!!
orion: *screams*
dee: i know!!!!!
orion: *in labor*
dee, stressed: goddamn it! come on, pax, you are a strong cybertronian mech!!
orion: *screams*
dee: i know!!!!!
(tfa)
megatron: where the hell is my other sword
me asf:
megatron: where the hell is my other sword
me asf:
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
(tfa)
megatron: where the hell is my other sword
me asf:
megatron: where the hell is my other sword
me asf:
whats wrong autobot kun
January 23, 2026 at 8:52 PM
whats wrong autobot kun
Reposted by leste 🔞 back to school
lord forgive me
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 AM
lord forgive me
Reposted by leste 🔞 back to school
(tfa)
megop baby accidentally broke her arm from roughhousing so when ratchet put the cast on it, she looked like this
megop baby accidentally broke her arm from roughhousing so when ratchet put the cast on it, she looked like this
January 23, 2026 at 8:45 PM
(tfa)
megop baby accidentally broke her arm from roughhousing so when ratchet put the cast on it, she looked like this
megop baby accidentally broke her arm from roughhousing so when ratchet put the cast on it, she looked like this