@lakeshowxxiv.bsky.social
Your favorite jerk Javi. Professional nobody.
Someone defaced Lil Debbie and the guy riding the motorized indoor street sweeper is blasting old school funk music at 7am. Where am I?
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Someone defaced Lil Debbie and the guy riding the motorized indoor street sweeper is blasting old school funk music at 7am. Where am I?
One of these things is not like the other
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
One of these things is not like the other
What to scratch first?
September 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
What to scratch first?
Apparently Im a hoarder since I don’t want to throw away unopened peanut butter just past the best by date without checking it first.
August 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Apparently Im a hoarder since I don’t want to throw away unopened peanut butter just past the best by date without checking it first.
This was a fun, mindless 2 hours 👍🏽
August 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This was a fun, mindless 2 hours 👍🏽
World Market finds
August 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
World Market finds
Zion. The Narrows more specifically. (thats my pops in the first pic)
August 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Zion. The Narrows more specifically. (thats my pops in the first pic)
Some of the older women on my wife’s side of the family still have secret recipes they wont share with other family members. I want to be the one that tells them that no one gives a shit about your dusty ass food.
July 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Some of the older women on my wife’s side of the family still have secret recipes they wont share with other family members. I want to be the one that tells them that no one gives a shit about your dusty ass food.
Staring at my cat straight going to town on his asshole, wonder if it’s for business or pleasure.
July 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Staring at my cat straight going to town on his asshole, wonder if it’s for business or pleasure.
Already had an assfull of the Coldplay kiss cam couple.
July 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Already had an assfull of the Coldplay kiss cam couple.
Welp, so much for the Kyle Urban sequel literally EVERYONE FUCKING WANTED
July 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Welp, so much for the Kyle Urban sequel literally EVERYONE FUCKING WANTED
Public service announcement: when pumping gas, once you put the nozzle back you’re done. No need to wait for the home screen or spam the cancel button, you won’t be charged for the next persons gas.
July 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Public service announcement: when pumping gas, once you put the nozzle back you’re done. No need to wait for the home screen or spam the cancel button, you won’t be charged for the next persons gas.
Went to a Grease sing along at the Hollywood Bowl last night with my girls, it was a ramma-lamma-lamma-ka-dingity-da-dinga-dong good time.
June 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Went to a Grease sing along at the Hollywood Bowl last night with my girls, it was a ramma-lamma-lamma-ka-dingity-da-dinga-dong good time.
Wife says you wear undies while wearing swim trunks with the built in skivvies I say no, who’s right?
June 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Wife says you wear undies while wearing swim trunks with the built in skivvies I say no, who’s right?
Me at 7-11: Oh look, its that Dubai chocolate bar I saw on the tik tok, my daughter will get a kick out of it, how much?
7-11 guy: $20
Me: Just the big gulp, thanks.
7-11 guy: $20
Me: Just the big gulp, thanks.
June 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Me at 7-11: Oh look, its that Dubai chocolate bar I saw on the tik tok, my daughter will get a kick out of it, how much?
7-11 guy: $20
Me: Just the big gulp, thanks.
7-11 guy: $20
Me: Just the big gulp, thanks.
Really enjoyed the shit out of this. Keep watching for the cherry on top Easter egg.
June 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Really enjoyed the shit out of this. Keep watching for the cherry on top Easter egg.
Saw this commercial for Arm and Hammer cat litter, not sure if I was more disturbed by the cats with human bodies or the fact that they would still shit in a litter box.
May 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Saw this commercial for Arm and Hammer cat litter, not sure if I was more disturbed by the cats with human bodies or the fact that they would still shit in a litter box.
Is there a worse sight then seeing someone fiddling with a gas pump for a bit then looking around for the non existent attendant for help?
May 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Is there a worse sight then seeing someone fiddling with a gas pump for a bit then looking around for the non existent attendant for help?
I like his moxie…
May 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I like his moxie…
Gone are the days where a could discreetly stifle a sneeze, same can be said of my farts.
May 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Gone are the days where a could discreetly stifle a sneeze, same can be said of my farts.
Keeping it at half chub in case they say yes.
February 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Keeping it at half chub in case they say yes.
Wonder if this made the final cut
February 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wonder if this made the final cut
Tom MacDonald & Roseanne Barr - Daddy's Home
YouTube video by Tom MacDonald
youtu.be
January 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Im a sucker for a small town, Williams AZ had a Safeway and thats it, you had to drive 30 minutes to even find a Walmart. Loved it.
January 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Im a sucker for a small town, Williams AZ had a Safeway and thats it, you had to drive 30 minutes to even find a Walmart. Loved it.