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𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚏𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗
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( he's got some temporary hearing loss from whatever crazy fireworks leon lit up )

ah , uh , happy new year's and all that.
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
hey , @indepcatparadise.bsky.social , i know it's a little late , but i got something for you . . .

( he's standing outside in the cold. there seems to be something lurking in the darkness behind him , though its difficult to see through the late december mist. it exudes the energy of something
December 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
( santa elf duties are finally done , time to get away from his family and celebrate with his bf :) )
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Reposted by 𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚏𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗
Cookiepus Domilkni Nostri Iesu Santa custodiat animam tuam in vitam aeternam
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
oh yeah , jólabókaflóðið.

the part about spending the rest of the night reading and eating chocolate isn't really a strict rule , but i definitely do it.
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
cookies represent the body of santa while milk represents His blood
December 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
anyone else in a gift wrapping ability gap relationship
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i am an adult , you know.

i just don't need to know the details of allen's activities in particular.
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
gross.
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
we don't need to know about that
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
?!
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
fine ! don't , then ! see if i care !

( he's leaving. time to get this arm bandaged up )
Stronzo. I don't need a hospital, you need a hospital. Jerk!

[His attempt at being badass would be a little more effective if he wasn't still crying]
you're lucky it was me , ya'know , who knows what --

( this is hopeless , isn't it )

ugh , fine. keep blaming everyone but yourself. just . . .

. . . get yourself to a hospital , or something.
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
. . . well , i wouldn't call it a 'draw' either --
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
you're lucky it was me , ya'know , who knows what --

( this is hopeless , isn't it )

ugh , fine. keep blaming everyone but yourself. just . . .

. . . get yourself to a hospital , or something.
And who gave you the right to be that person, eh? Fuck off
well then it's time someone taught you that's a bad idea.
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i didn't mean to win !!
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
well then it's time someone taught you that's a bad idea.
What do you mean? I do it all the time!
i only did those things because you commented on my volcanoes , family and culture first !! you can't just insult or attack people and expect them to not do anything back !
December 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i only did those things because you commented on my volcanoes , family and culture first !! you can't just insult or attack people and expect them to not do anything back !
You called my volcanoes stupid first off, then you said I'm a bad brother, and today you hit me with the stereotype most people use against my people so of course I'm gonna get pissed
you constantly make rude comments , and when you get them back , you have a violent outburst ! i don't even know what i did to make you dislike me so much in the first place !
December 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
hn , well . . .

. . . i'm sure there's people who would have done worse.
Dun' feel bad about it, I say ya let 'im off easy!
i suppose . . . but i don't know if i really won , just now.
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
you constantly make rude comments , and when you get them back , you have a violent outburst ! i don't even know what i did to make you dislike me so much in the first place !
How did I deserve it? I was telling you to stop it and you kept going then when I tried to defend myself you break my goddamn nose! Bully!
you still attacked me first !! just --

gods , you deserved it.
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i suppose . . . but i don't know if i really won , just now.
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
you still attacked me first !! just --

gods , you deserved it.
I wasn't gonna bite you that hard but then you scared me so I bit you harder than I expected to, fish-for-brains.

[He tries to sniffle but it just hurts more. He whimpers without realizing it]
what do you mean 'out of nowhere' ?! you bit me and i was just supposed to not do anything back ?!

( he stumbles back at the kick. it stings his ankle a bit , but doesn't knock him over. lovino's state leaves a sour taste in his mouth )

look , i didn't mean to , i just wanted to push you off --
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
no ! it wasn't supposed to happen !
Hell yeah, sonny! That's what I'm talkin' about!!!
December 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
what do you mean 'out of nowhere' ?! you bit me and i was just supposed to not do anything back ?!

( he stumbles back at the kick. it stings his ankle a bit , but doesn't knock him over. lovino's state leaves a sour taste in his mouth )

look , i didn't mean to , i just wanted to push you off --
I gave you plenty of warning, jerk! You just hit me outta nowhere!

[He's trying so hard not to cry. It's a losing battle. He kicks his leg out, halfheartedly trying to get the 'last laugh' of this fight so to say]
i didn't mean to ! you bit me , what was i supposed to do ? !

( holding onto his arm. he's not very medically knowledgeable , but he's pretty sure he has to apply pressure )

uh , do need me to call someone ?
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
♡ // baby's first fight
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i didn't mean to ! you bit me , what was i supposed to do ? !

( holding onto his arm. he's not very medically knowledgeable , but he's pretty sure he has to apply pressure )

uh , do need me to call someone ?
No!

[He says as the blood is steadily trickling between his fingers]

You anal bleaching bastard son of an ostomate whore! How dare you?!
ow , fuck !

( if emil were actually any good at self-defence , he'd know that punching while someone's teeth are still on his skin is a Bad Idea , so now his skin is torn in places and the wound is actively bleeding. )

fuck , fuck , fuck --

. . . uh -- are you bleeding ?
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM