Lambyy (18+)
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I am Lambyy, just your average lurker with too much time to goon. 18+.
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Certainly wouldn't mind having a cute autobot consort to scheme and spar with. However, as Optimus has beaten him multiple times, it's assumed that he will be the dominant one in the relationship and Megatron will /not/ be a bottom.
Except he keeps loosing to the autobot prime.
Except he keeps loosing to the autobot prime.
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Certainly wouldn't mind having a cute autobot consort to scheme and spar with. However, as Optimus has beaten him multiple times, it's assumed that he will be the dominant one in the relationship and Megatron will /not/ be a bottom.
Except he keeps loosing to the autobot prime.
Except he keeps loosing to the autobot prime.
Cybertron and all it's whatnot can wait until the sparkling can stand but by then, Optimus' team and the Decepticon high command and are already teaming up to be the baddest bitches in the known galaxy
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Cybertron and all it's whatnot can wait until the sparkling can stand but by then, Optimus' team and the Decepticon high command and are already teaming up to be the baddest bitches in the known galaxy
Awkward Coparenting arrangement except Bee and Blitzwing are navigating with sudden and unexpected change in their lives with the support of both teams and that actually makes the process much easier than going at it on their own.
Who knew! There is much debate about the future (megop mainly) but
Who knew! There is much debate about the future (megop mainly) but
January 5, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Awkward Coparenting arrangement except Bee and Blitzwing are navigating with sudden and unexpected change in their lives with the support of both teams and that actually makes the process much easier than going at it on their own.
Who knew! There is much debate about the future (megop mainly) but
Who knew! There is much debate about the future (megop mainly) but
most certainly nervous but " Blitzbrain can't except to raise a Minibot on his own! Needs someone with more careful servos, closer to the kids /size/! "
" Mini/con/. " Says Megatron, staring at Bumblebee with such vitriolic distaste.
" Can we hold off on potential sparkling allegiance? " says op
" Mini/con/. " Says Megatron, staring at Bumblebee with such vitriolic distaste.
" Can we hold off on potential sparkling allegiance? " says op
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 PM
most certainly nervous but " Blitzbrain can't except to raise a Minibot on his own! Needs someone with more careful servos, closer to the kids /size/! "
" Mini/con/. " Says Megatron, staring at Bumblebee with such vitriolic distaste.
" Can we hold off on potential sparkling allegiance? " says op
" Mini/con/. " Says Megatron, staring at Bumblebee with such vitriolic distaste.
" Can we hold off on potential sparkling allegiance? " says op
Possible tentative alliance between Earth autobot and decepticon forces? It's a messy messy situation since both Blitzwing and Bumblebee do genuinely enjoy being around one another, regardless if they are romantically involved, and want to coparent.
Bee wants to be a part of his kids life! Hes
Bee wants to be a part of his kids life! Hes
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Possible tentative alliance between Earth autobot and decepticon forces? It's a messy messy situation since both Blitzwing and Bumblebee do genuinely enjoy being around one another, regardless if they are romantically involved, and want to coparent.
Bee wants to be a part of his kids life! Hes
Bee wants to be a part of his kids life! Hes
Outside of his own ego and wants, Megatron wants to bring his Decepticons home for the sake of their future. That includes Blitzwings suspicously tiny Autobot speedster scout shaped Sparkling, but you can bet he is not happy about it.
Practically throttles his troops into practicing safe sex
Practically throttles his troops into practicing safe sex
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Outside of his own ego and wants, Megatron wants to bring his Decepticons home for the sake of their future. That includes Blitzwings suspicously tiny Autobot speedster scout shaped Sparkling, but you can bet he is not happy about it.
Practically throttles his troops into practicing safe sex
Practically throttles his troops into practicing safe sex
Blitzwing being an active participant in the ongoing fight on the organic planet.
Megatron would take one singular look at the newlife and be both incredibly suspicious and offended that someone like Blitzwing got sparked and how the resulting newspark was tiny, but also somewhat excited??
Megatron would take one singular look at the newlife and be both incredibly suspicious and offended that someone like Blitzwing got sparked and how the resulting newspark was tiny, but also somewhat excited??
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Blitzwing being an active participant in the ongoing fight on the organic planet.
Megatron would take one singular look at the newlife and be both incredibly suspicious and offended that someone like Blitzwing got sparked and how the resulting newspark was tiny, but also somewhat excited??
Megatron would take one singular look at the newlife and be both incredibly suspicious and offended that someone like Blitzwing got sparked and how the resulting newspark was tiny, but also somewhat excited??
-Carryings only hold one, maybe two sparklings. Especially for Warframes! The process is taxing, difficult to even start (generally low fertility rates) and certainly not like expelling waste.
But this little one was simply a walk in the park, appearing strong and certainly hungry, even despite
But this little one was simply a walk in the park, appearing strong and certainly hungry, even despite
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 PM
-Carryings only hold one, maybe two sparklings. Especially for Warframes! The process is taxing, difficult to even start (generally low fertility rates) and certainly not like expelling waste.
But this little one was simply a walk in the park, appearing strong and certainly hungry, even despite
But this little one was simply a walk in the park, appearing strong and certainly hungry, even despite
Minibot sparklings are tiny. At first, holding the little newlife in his servos, Blitzwing doubts if it is his; carrying is a long process, surely he would've known! It should've been.. /Bigger/.
Because of how long lives a Cybertronian is and the long time it takes to grow to maturity, most +
Because of how long lives a Cybertronian is and the long time it takes to grow to maturity, most +
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Minibot sparklings are tiny. At first, holding the little newlife in his servos, Blitzwing doubts if it is his; carrying is a long process, surely he would've known! It should've been.. /Bigger/.
Because of how long lives a Cybertronian is and the long time it takes to grow to maturity, most +
Because of how long lives a Cybertronian is and the long time it takes to grow to maturity, most +
" Longarm?! " Bee screams, because everything the annoying Minibot did was loud. He thrashes against the binds that keep him to the wall with such a ferocity that it made him laugh- before those eyes looked upwards and Shockwave gave pause.
Never again would Bee look at him like a lover or friend
Never again would Bee look at him like a lover or friend
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 PM
" Longarm?! " Bee screams, because everything the annoying Minibot did was loud. He thrashes against the binds that keep him to the wall with such a ferocity that it made him laugh- before those eyes looked upwards and Shockwave gave pause.
Never again would Bee look at him like a lover or friend
Never again would Bee look at him like a lover or friend
When Megatron comes back online and establishes himself as Decepticon Warlord and explains the circumstances behind his death (and subsequent revival), Shockwaves thinks he might find some semblance of enjoyment in taunting bee about the traitor, in his role of helping Shockwave.
It's not.
It's not.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
When Megatron comes back online and establishes himself as Decepticon Warlord and explains the circumstances behind his death (and subsequent revival), Shockwaves thinks he might find some semblance of enjoyment in taunting bee about the traitor, in his role of helping Shockwave.
It's not.
It's not.
Bee looks at him and only ever see infallible, reliable, Longarm.
Cut to mysterious disappearance coinciding with the disappearance of Lord Megatron and Shockwave has moved on with his life. The Decepticon forces are scattered to the wind but hes in too deep to abandon the cause; so he waits.
Cut to mysterious disappearance coinciding with the disappearance of Lord Megatron and Shockwave has moved on with his life. The Decepticon forces are scattered to the wind but hes in too deep to abandon the cause; so he waits.
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Bee looks at him and only ever see infallible, reliable, Longarm.
Cut to mysterious disappearance coinciding with the disappearance of Lord Megatron and Shockwave has moved on with his life. The Decepticon forces are scattered to the wind but hes in too deep to abandon the cause; so he waits.
Cut to mysterious disappearance coinciding with the disappearance of Lord Megatron and Shockwave has moved on with his life. The Decepticon forces are scattered to the wind but hes in too deep to abandon the cause; so he waits.
always take priority over anything he had with the bumbling Autobot cadet, but he is a mech and so far from any other Decepticon. It's alright if he raises his antlers for a bit, or have Bee help him steal some small bits of info while sneaking around, finding evidence for the ' traitor ' because
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
always take priority over anything he had with the bumbling Autobot cadet, but he is a mech and so far from any other Decepticon. It's alright if he raises his antlers for a bit, or have Bee help him steal some small bits of info while sneaking around, finding evidence for the ' traitor ' because
for the sake of his dreams, as well as the fact the two of them didn't know eachother /enough/ to really figure out if they'd worked, but there was still that trust there.
A trust that made Bee oblivious to so many possible giveaways to Shockwave's identity. His loyalty to the Decepticons will
A trust that made Bee oblivious to so many possible giveaways to Shockwave's identity. His loyalty to the Decepticons will
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 PM
for the sake of his dreams, as well as the fact the two of them didn't know eachother /enough/ to really figure out if they'd worked, but there was still that trust there.
A trust that made Bee oblivious to so many possible giveaways to Shockwave's identity. His loyalty to the Decepticons will
A trust that made Bee oblivious to so many possible giveaways to Shockwave's identity. His loyalty to the Decepticons will
Would have a clearly superior alarm clock in the mornings when they had to be up and ready, small stuff. Since that incident with Ironhide and Wasp, Bumblebee had developed a special sort of connection with Longarm.
One where he could be vulnerable, to the other. It wasn't serious, it couldn't be
One where he could be vulnerable, to the other. It wasn't serious, it couldn't be
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Would have a clearly superior alarm clock in the mornings when they had to be up and ready, small stuff. Since that incident with Ironhide and Wasp, Bumblebee had developed a special sort of connection with Longarm.
One where he could be vulnerable, to the other. It wasn't serious, it couldn't be
One where he could be vulnerable, to the other. It wasn't serious, it couldn't be
- Are lovers.
Megatron and his primary confidant Orion, well known tactician and fearsome warrior despite his small stature. Optimus never earned that Prime title, as it would never bring Elita-1 back, and instead disappeared to space and came back with the lord of kaon in hand.
Megatron and his primary confidant Orion, well known tactician and fearsome warrior despite his small stature. Optimus never earned that Prime title, as it would never bring Elita-1 back, and instead disappeared to space and came back with the lord of kaon in hand.
January 3, 2026 at 9:48 AM
- Are lovers.
Megatron and his primary confidant Orion, well known tactician and fearsome warrior despite his small stature. Optimus never earned that Prime title, as it would never bring Elita-1 back, and instead disappeared to space and came back with the lord of kaon in hand.
Megatron and his primary confidant Orion, well known tactician and fearsome warrior despite his small stature. Optimus never earned that Prime title, as it would never bring Elita-1 back, and instead disappeared to space and came back with the lord of kaon in hand.
It's millions of years later that Issac Sumdac comes across two specimens, still clutching each other in a tight death grip, that he brings them back to the lab and starts an entire technological revolution using the foreign technology.
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 AM
It's millions of years later that Issac Sumdac comes across two specimens, still clutching each other in a tight death grip, that he brings them back to the lab and starts an entire technological revolution using the foreign technology.
his name would imply, because in those final moments all he has for comfort is a stranger he's been raised to hate. Still, it's better than facing an inevitable end alone.
Optimus lets those large servos hold him close and pretends that it's someone else as Megatron faces the end.
Optimus lets those large servos hold him close and pretends that it's someone else as Megatron faces the end.
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
his name would imply, because in those final moments all he has for comfort is a stranger he's been raised to hate. Still, it's better than facing an inevitable end alone.
Optimus lets those large servos hold him close and pretends that it's someone else as Megatron faces the end.
Optimus lets those large servos hold him close and pretends that it's someone else as Megatron faces the end.
My kink is when two like minded idiots meet up and together, using the power of homosexuality, make things so much worse. Blitzbee is so funny to me for this exact reason.
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
My kink is when two like minded idiots meet up and together, using the power of homosexuality, make things so much worse. Blitzbee is so funny to me for this exact reason.
-Until they are both purging at the same time because of this intense switching going on, both of them are now carrying newsparks. Bonus points if both are avoiding telling anyone because Ratch is a very, very terrifying mech.
December 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
-Until they are both purging at the same time because of this intense switching going on, both of them are now carrying newsparks. Bonus points if both are avoiding telling anyone because Ratch is a very, very terrifying mech.