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Twyla
@lambytoes.bsky.social
An emotionally volatile nightmare.
She/Her
Cat mom 🐈‍⬛ 🐈
With rising prices on groceries, I’m seeing a lot of communities coming together. It warms my black little heart to see that people can still care about each other in hard times. Nothing brings people together like the urge to overthrow the government.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Welp.
September 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My flight was only delayed 3 hours. May spend the night in Houston if I miss my connection. 🫠
August 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
For the first time in 19 years, I asked my son what he wanted for his birthday and he had an answer. He wants a copy of Mad God, a passion project by Phil Tippett. I’m kinda impressed and very proud of my little weirdo.
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July 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My baby sister went to live amongst the stars today. I have no words to express these feelings. I hope your soul finds the freedom your body could never give you. I love you forever.
July 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
For a man hating feminist, I am really obsessed with my boyfriend.
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July 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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If you haven’t heard about the horror story unfolding in Alabama, it’s beyond evil. A bunker found where children were being tortured and sexually assaulted.

Tommy Tuberville, the dumbest U.S. Senator always has lots of smartass comments about blue states. Tommy, fix your shithole. Dumb Fuck.
July 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I do not give a fuck about Hulk Hogan’s death. I’m still mourning the passing of the great Prince of Darkness, Ozzy.
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July 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Haven’t been to Gencon in years and I’m excited to take my 18 year old son with me this time, but my post office is holding my badges hostage. Bout to start a fight. (My mailbox is super accessible btw, not even my Amazon drivers have had issues.)
June 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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June 27th! ⌛️
As time slips through the hourglass,
and the desert winds erase the past,
Reborn anew,
Survivors rise where shadows cast!

The key to the official announcement lies with the DayZ community
#DayZUnite #DayZBadlands #Community #creativity #Curiosity
June 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Whoever made this deserves a medal.
May 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My partner and I both work from home. My favorite part is when he comes into my office to ask what I want from Biggsby Coffee. ☕️ 🥰
May 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Decided to treat myself with a new pair of expensive headphones, on a payment plan of course, and they got stuck in customs. Why? Because tariff regulations. 😩 I just wanna jam out in my new Heavys. 😩😩😤
May 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I need to learn Spanish, so I bought a translator that should be here today that might help. But also, I’ll be able to tell the next time my bf’s mom asks the Spanish speaking servers if they have a boyfriend…ma’am. Your son doesn’t need a new gf. I am at the table.
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April 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Today is a good day. Today I found out the man who abused me as a child for 10+ years is dead. 🎊 I hope it wasn’t gentle.
March 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Been working a lot of back to back Saturdays. I finally have a whole weekend off and my bf scheduled us fri/sat back to back D&D games. I JUST told him yesterday that 2 D&D a week is too much and I want time for pc gaming. 😭 #gamerproblems
March 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I asked ChatGPT about the Incan empire and what it might look like today and mad myself sad that we’re missing out on all that culture and knowledge. #aichat
March 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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“Oh you just hate Elon Musk and everything he does.”

Yes, also everything he does is fucking evil.
March 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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This is what we’ve become. In just a single decade.
March 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Pete nailed it, as always.
Buttigieg Calls Out GOP's Hypocrisy After Musk Says Cutting Social Security Is 'The Big One'
Pete nailed it.
www.comicsands.com
March 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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My esteem for Pedro Pascal grows ever greater.
February 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
On the heels of a BtVS reboot, I am devastated to hear about Michelle Trachtenberg. She will always be our little sister. #btvs #littlesisterdawn #michelletrachtenburg
February 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Looking for my gaming people. My boyfriend has a dedicated gaming group, but as a girl gamer, it’s been difficult finding people to game with regularly. I have at least a handful of co-op games I’ve never touched because none of my friends play. #dayz #lockdownprotocol #leathelcompany ##backrooms
February 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Elect a clown, expect a circus. Elect a criminal, expect crimes.
January 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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They really are.
January 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM