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adam
@lamedelrey.bsky.social
he/they | chicago
feeling almost skinny
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
we have not musically evolved since I'm your baby tonight by whitney houston
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
lady gaga was my entire spotify wrapped everybody say thanks mayhem
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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they need to stop pretending that the LGBTQIA+ wants to turn your kids gay

cause what turned me gay as a kid was Daredevil, Spiderman and The Little Vampire
they need to stop pretending that the LGBTQIA+ wants to turn your kids gay

cause what turned me gay as a kid was all for you by janet jackson
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Reposted by adam
they need to stop pretending that the LGBTQIA+ wants to turn your kids gay

cause what turned me was first officer William Thomas "Will" Riker.
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
they need to stop pretending that the LGBTQIA+ wants to turn your kids gay

cause what turned me gay as a kid was all for you by janet jackson
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
telling coworker who complains about things being heavy that he should go to the gym even though I am barely bigger than him and do not go to the gym
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
want a switch 2 so bad but I keep telling myself I need to pay off all my bills first
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
pussy so fat he call it type 2
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I just punched a bug
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
cyndi larper
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
you tell a british person about propaganda and they start looking around
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
car insurance went down ~150 dollars this year woo 🥳
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
balls keep getting squished between my thighs
a woman in a blue leotard sits on a white towel with a watermelon on her lap
Alt: a woman in a blue leotard sits on a white towel and crushes a watermelon with her legs
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
need to get up so I can pet my dog
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
and who the fuck is madeline
November 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
new supervisor comes up to me and says "so how old are you, cause you look like you're 18"
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
transmasc at work clocked me so bad
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
how do people do anything when it's mildly cold
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
tears run down my thiiiiiiighs
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
had the pleasure of handling a package that was headed to Ballsbridge, Dublin, Ireland
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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mitch mcconnell every 9 days
February 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
damn it's almost looking like 2am soup o'clock
October 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
spent hours hooking up all my retro consoles to one TV only to not be able to find the remote after (the TV has no physical buttons)
October 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
friendly reminder ass phat
October 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM