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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 2d

Have you ever wanted to read a meet/cute(?) with Balthus and Manuela at a Waffle House? Then I have good news for you!

Here is my contribution to #FE3H30weekend

archiveofourown.org/works/71965056

Hashbrown Throwdown by laminecuisine

Published 05 Oct 2025

Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu |
Fire Emblem: Three Houses

No Archive Warnings Apply, rated T

Ship: Balthazar von Adalbrecht | Balthus von Albrecht/Manuela Casagranda,

Characters: Balthazar von Adalbrecht / Balthus von Albrecht, Manuela Casagranda

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alcohol, Sexual Harassment, First Meetings

Summary: Balthus ends up at Waffle House next to Manuela. He gets more than what he ordered.

Language: English Words: 1,738

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💫Marques💫 @ 🤎 BLACKTOBER TIME 🤎 @himarsaka.bsky.social · 1d

[ Blacktober | Fire Emblem ]
Day 7

It's Tuesday... and it's Timerra 🎶
#Blacktober #FireEmblem #Artsky

Bust art of Timerra (Fire Emblem Engage) with braided hair and an afro puff

Half-body art of Timerra (Fire Emblem Engage) holding up a sign with an in-game screenshot of herself on it.
Behind her are chibi heads of her retainers, Panette and Merrin.

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 4h

My day is okay all things considered and also you made me think of this iconic line

Scene from Dorothea and Petra’s B support in FE3H. Petra says to Dorothea, “Marrying money? That is not sounding like a good idea. Money would be a bad husband.”

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 7h

LRP we require credit to artists in a server I mod 🙂‍↕️

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tracey 🌱 @ ausa aa @sheepskin.bsky.social · 8h

(whispering) normalize crediting art even in your discord servers

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Slip @dimensionslip.bsky.social · 10h

long time no dimilix #art

chibi art of dimitri and felix from fire emblem: three houses (post-timeskip forms). dimitri is happily pointing at something in the distance while felix angrily blushes at him. they are both holding hands. in the foreground are flower emotes to indicate delight and some grass. the background is blue with a doodle of a boar and cat above dimilix's heads

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · May 5

Two tweets with portraits of post-timeskip Balthus from FE3H next to them. The original tweet shows a photo of a casino with the quote, “Not enough yeast in the world for how much bread I'm boutta make”. The quote tweet says, “I lost 3 grand” with Balthus looking disappointed.

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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · Jun 25

balthuscore

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Darkivist @thedarkivist.bsky.social · 1d

this is quite tame and I deviated from the prompt a little, but I hope this is still fun

feat. a little experiment with aphrodisiacs gone wrong (gone right?)

ferdibert voice kink for kink October perhaps?

Neither could've predicted things would turn out that way. Honey made out of the pollen of a certain plant, found chiefly in Aegir and Rusalka, that was favoured by many for its mild aphrodisiacal effect. When Ferdinand brought back a jar from his last trip home and suggested they give it a try, Hubert saw no reason to refuse.

After all, he'd developed resistance to most common toxins, and stimulants didn't particularly affect him either. His dose was smaller than Ferdinand's, too, because he didn't particularly care for the cloying sweetness.

In conclusion, it was most unfair that he-

He buried his face into Ferdinand's neck, trying to stifle a moan.

"I did not expect you would be so sensitive," Ferdinand commented, his hand hovering a few millimetres above Hubert's back.

"You're enjoying this," he growled through gritted teeth, palming himself over his trousers.

"Well, I admit, it is not every day I have the pleasure of seeing you so…" Ferdinand trailed off. They'd ran into that a few times — even the tamest dirty talk came to him with considerable difficulty.

Hubert looked up. His lover's pupils were noticeably dilated. It was supposed to be an indicator of something, but Hubert would be damned if he could recall what it was. Sweat was dripping down his neck. When did their sitting room get so hot? His skin itched. He dug his fingers into his side, rutting helplessly against his other hand.

"How would you like me to assist you?" Ferdinand murmured into his ear. The words went straight to his cock, bypassing his brain entirely.

Hubert groaned and uttered a sentence he never thought would pass his lips: "Keep talking."

Of course that was the moment Ferdinand found himself at a loss of words. He licked his lips, praying for inspiration to strike and…

"You are doing very well."

… that was all he could muster. Deep breaths. He wrapped an arm around Hubert and leaned closer, his lips brushing his lover's ear when he tried again. "You are irresistible when you are like this, do you know that? Keep going, I can hardly wait to see you cum." His tongue tripped on the last word, and his own face was scarlet, flustered by his own vulgarity.

But he promised to help, didn't he?

"Allow me to tell you what I was thinking of when I purchased the honey…"

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ruu @roraruu.bsky.social · 1d

I’m opening up one commission slot for writing. The slot will be open until October 17th or until filled. Please DM if you have any questions!

T/C and more info: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 1d

Agreed, the shippers are some of the most chill nice people I’ve met in the fandom

Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 1d

Sex pollen fic now has the most kudos on any of my non-ferd/bert fics. I’ll be pleasantly surprised if it manages to surpass any of them.

Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 1d

Ferdibert/Claurenz double date would be hilarious

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 1d

Ferdinand and Lorenz having paired endings with the same five women (Dorothea, Mercedes, Marianne, Hilda, and Manuela) and only one (1) man from their house is very funny to me

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 1d

Fancy Boy is definitely into being choked

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Lauri @4yvle1.bsky.social · Oct 17

Jennifer's Body studies

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タルタル＠skeb/Vgen open @tarutaru193.bsky.social · 2d

FE風花雪月　ドロテア/FE3H Dorothea
#FireEmblem

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 2d

May I suggest throwing Constance in there too

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 2d

Have you ever wanted to read a meet/cute(?) with Balthus and Manuela at a Waffle House? Then I have good news for you!

Here is my contribution to #FE3H30weekend

archiveofourown.org/works/71965056

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 2d

ilu ruu never change

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ruu @roraruu.bsky.social · 2d

FUCK YEAHHHHH THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS A MILF INSIDE MY CUPPPPPP

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you! They’re fun to write so I’d definitely consider writing another fic with them.

Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for reading and commenting!

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Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you 🙏

Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 2d

I’m also going to bed but wanted to get this posted before the end of the weekend 👍

Jill 🎃 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 2d

Have you ever wanted to read a meet/cute(?) with Balthus and Manuela at a Waffle House? Then I have good news for you!

Here is my contribution to #FE3H30weekend

archiveofourown.org/works/71965056

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