"Miami won't go quietly into the NIIIIIIGHHHHT... HERRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" this man makes basketball feel like anime

it's turning something that is clearly a way to keep Dad awake into something vaguely family friendly which only heightens the degree to which it is meant to keep Dad awake, if that makes sense

I don't do many show reviews, but had a blast writing about Baroness' "Red" & "Blue" tour lamniformes.substack.com/p/5232025

well that makes my planned hot take in my personal list a lot less spicy

i've joked before that if you wanted to show an alien roughly what humans were like, you could do worse than the t-shirt toss

"NuSkin Jazz Dancers" the reason there isn't a great basketball novel yet is that authors cannot keep up with the league's lack of subtlety

they got dudes doing devil stick tricks to christian dubstep for half time bro I'm not even there and I feel like I need to leave immediately

'Das Seelenbrechen' is the black sheep of the bunch and thus worth checking out even if the rest doesn't grab you, it's a real weird record!

You cannot count on Harden for anything that matters at all

this makes me wonder what the "spotify of sports" would be to bridge the gap between consumer patterns and industry power

i need to get a gyro with white sauce off the street so bad rn