MAGAs Say the Darndest Things
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem abruptly departs the hearing with the House Committee on Homeland Security early for another meeting, accompanied by her grandchild, because why wouldn’t she bring a baby?
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem abruptly departs the hearing with the House Committee on Homeland Security early for another meeting, accompanied by her grandchild, because why wouldn’t she bring a baby?
The guy who supposedly aced three cognitive tests lose his train of thought mid-sentence during a press conference.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The guy who supposedly aced three cognitive tests lose his train of thought mid-sentence during a press conference.
Trump admits that he doesn’t know how to use a lawnmower.
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Trump admits that he doesn’t know how to use a lawnmower.
Trump criticizes Jimmy Kimmel’s Kennedy Center Honors hosting performance. Jimmy Kimmel has never served as host for the Kennedy Center Honors.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Trump criticizes Jimmy Kimmel’s Kennedy Center Honors hosting performance. Jimmy Kimmel has never served as host for the Kennedy Center Honors.
The man knows his audience. He should, he compels their attendance.
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The man knows his audience. He should, he compels their attendance.
Trump forgets that he has repeatedly demanded that Republicans nuke the filibuster.
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Trump forgets that he has repeatedly demanded that Republicans nuke the filibuster.
It’s unclear whether Secretary Leavitt is making an accusation or admitting that she has a problem.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It’s unclear whether Secretary Leavitt is making an accusation or admitting that she has a problem.
Trump declines to answer a reporter’s question, immediately forgets, and then answers the question.
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump declines to answer a reporter’s question, immediately forgets, and then answers the question.
Trump gives his standard endorsement to Matt Van Epps for Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District. Convincing words from a man who’s looking more and more like Dorian Gray’s portrait.
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Trump gives his standard endorsement to Matt Van Epps for Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District. Convincing words from a man who’s looking more and more like Dorian Gray’s portrait.
Secretary Noem sidesteps follow ups after being told that the Trump administration approved the DC shooter's asylum request.
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Secretary Noem sidesteps follow ups after being told that the Trump administration approved the DC shooter's asylum request.
Trump brags about golf during a Thanksgiving call to American servicemen, and insists that he wins “legitimately,” because that’s how all honest players describe their wins.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Trump brags about golf during a Thanksgiving call to American servicemen, and insists that he wins “legitimately,” because that’s how all honest players describe their wins.
Maybe they should release his MRI results before he deports the Pilgrims.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Maybe they should release his MRI results before he deports the Pilgrims.
Trump brags about West Virginia election victory when asked about attending funeral for National Guard member.
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Trump brags about West Virginia election victory when asked about attending funeral for National Guard member.
Vance accidentally endorses the same message as Democrats in 'illegal orders' video.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Vance accidentally endorses the same message as Democrats in 'illegal orders' video.
JD Vance decides that the day before Thanksgiving is the perfect time to piss off America’s turkey farmers.
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
JD Vance decides that the day before Thanksgiving is the perfect time to piss off America’s turkey farmers.
Trump cancels Biden's turkey pardons in rambling speech to this year’s turkeys.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trump cancels Biden's turkey pardons in rambling speech to this year’s turkeys.
Defense Secretary Hegseth wants Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona to know that he means business when and if the captain is recalled to active duty.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Defense Secretary Hegseth wants Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona to know that he means business when and if the captain is recalled to active duty.
Trump accidentally admits that it is the buyers of goods and products that is paying (or trying to avoid paying) his tariffs.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Trump accidentally admits that it is the buyers of goods and products that is paying (or trying to avoid paying) his tariffs.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem holds a press conference featuring 29 TSA agents receiving bonus checks that were not actually checks.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem holds a press conference featuring 29 TSA agents receiving bonus checks that were not actually checks.
Trump has never looked at or talked about JD Vance this way.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trump has never looked at or talked about JD Vance this way.
Trump insists that he and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman are not sleeping together.
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trump insists that he and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman are not sleeping together.
Sen. Lindsey Graham blocks the repeal of a senate money grab, because he has nothing to hide except his need for a free $500,000.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Sen. Lindsey Graham blocks the repeal of a senate money grab, because he has nothing to hide except his need for a free $500,000.
Now that Congress has voted to compel the Department of Justice (DOJ) to release the Epstein files, Bondi announces that the DOJ is beginning a new investigation.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Now that Congress has voted to compel the Department of Justice (DOJ) to release the Epstein files, Bondi announces that the DOJ is beginning a new investigation.
Speaker Johnson is mortified after the Senate votes to release the Epstein Files by unanimous consent.
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Speaker Johnson is mortified after the Senate votes to release the Epstein Files by unanimous consent.