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Psychopharmacology. Reptiles. Amphibians. Certain bugs. hEDS + POTS + AuDHD + bipolar disorder + CPTSD. Trail running. Watercolor. Weather. Witchcraft. Words. I am not a doctor and definitely not YOUR doctor. Nothing here is medical advice.
Not pictured: when he dug my dried-up blood-soaked gauze out of the trash and chewed it with evident relish like it was wagyu jerky.
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Not pictured: when he dug my dried-up blood-soaked gauze out of the trash and chewed it with evident relish like it was wagyu jerky.
First day without a giant walking boot since December 17!
February 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
First day without a giant walking boot since December 17!
sir my laundry
sir
please
sir
please
February 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
sir my laundry
sir
please
sir
please
On one hand it was disappointing and enraging to have a conversation about the state of the world with my father who, it is now apparent, watches a fair amount of Fox News.
On the other hand, I got to deliver the zinger of a lifetime.
On the other hand, I got to deliver the zinger of a lifetime.
February 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
On one hand it was disappointing and enraging to have a conversation about the state of the world with my father who, it is now apparent, watches a fair amount of Fox News.
On the other hand, I got to deliver the zinger of a lifetime.
On the other hand, I got to deliver the zinger of a lifetime.
this just in:
February 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
this just in:
Two weeks before Halloween I encountered my familiar in a PetSmart cat rescue. Tinkerbat is the weirdest and we love her very much even if she did have Giardia poop for entirely too long. She loves the dog, the 7yo, leftover oatmeal, and jumping on your shoulders with no notice.
February 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Two weeks before Halloween I encountered my familiar in a PetSmart cat rescue. Tinkerbat is the weirdest and we love her very much even if she did have Giardia poop for entirely too long. She loves the dog, the 7yo, leftover oatmeal, and jumping on your shoulders with no notice.
Had this for a week and no one has rear-ended me yet!
February 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Had this for a week and no one has rear-ended me yet!
implying the existence of meal size
February 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
implying the existence of meal size
The sweetest little void
February 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The sweetest little void
I did not anticipate Season 5 of The Wire being an unrealistically sunny depiction of the state of journalism but this timeline just keeps. on. giving.
January 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I did not anticipate Season 5 of The Wire being an unrealistically sunny depiction of the state of journalism but this timeline just keeps. on. giving.
The ADL is nothing more than a right-wing political org, and their data is garbagey, but WOW this is bad.
January 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The ADL is nothing more than a right-wing political org, and their data is garbagey, but WOW this is bad.
Patient: "Oh, you look like a faerie!"
Me:
Me:
January 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Patient: "Oh, you look like a faerie!"
Me:
Me:
Marshscape! Mostly in olive green, Payne's grey, and Van Dyke brown, with a teeny bit of mixed misc yellow from the palette.
December 23, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Marshscape! Mostly in olive green, Payne's grey, and Van Dyke brown, with a teeny bit of mixed misc yellow from the palette.
I'm not sure this little dude is finished yet but here he is
December 23, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I'm not sure this little dude is finished yet but here he is
Also instead of running:
December 23, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Also instead of running:
Instead of running, I:
December 23, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Instead of running, I:
It feels the way you would expect this to feel
December 18, 2024 at 7:15 PM
It feels the way you would expect this to feel
I drank a milkshake the size of a fishbowl margarita and now am cold and just want to curl up on my side with T-rex arms, hands jammed under my chin, but best I can do with this boot is about 2 o'clock
December 18, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I drank a milkshake the size of a fishbowl margarita and now am cold and just want to curl up on my side with T-rex arms, hands jammed under my chin, but best I can do with this boot is about 2 o'clock
Fry is quite alarmed by the smells of the OR
December 18, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Fry is quite alarmed by the smells of the OR
Did you guys know you can just put a banana on a Nutella-smeared hot dog bun and NO ONE CAN STOP YOU
December 5, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Did you guys know you can just put a banana on a Nutella-smeared hot dog bun and NO ONE CAN STOP YOU
Nothing tastes as good as "your dad didn't buy any food for the weekend and you, a 12yo girl, must badger him into taking you and your sisters to Dillon's for the meal that costs 49 cents a pop and requires no equipment besides an oven and a fork" feels
December 3, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Nothing tastes as good as "your dad didn't buy any food for the weekend and you, a 12yo girl, must badger him into taking you and your sisters to Dillon's for the meal that costs 49 cents a pop and requires no equipment besides an oven and a fork" feels
How it's going:
December 3, 2024 at 12:28 AM
How it's going:
How it started:
December 3, 2024 at 12:24 AM
How it started:
You know an entire department at LL Bean and all Noah Kahan's team of publicists collectively came in their BeanFlex jeans when they hatched this plan
November 17, 2024 at 12:53 AM
You know an entire department at LL Bean and all Noah Kahan's team of publicists collectively came in their BeanFlex jeans when they hatched this plan
Welcome!
November 13, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Welcome!