@lamppostdild0.bsky.social
considering going off my meds so i can tweet funny things again
July 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
considering going off my meds so i can tweet funny things again
getting fucked up on virgin edibles
July 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
getting fucked up on virgin edibles
Shinji? Is that you? Stop fapping and get in the damn robot, Shinji.
July 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Shinji? Is that you? Stop fapping and get in the damn robot, Shinji.
if a vagina appeared in front of my right now i wouldn't even know what to do with it
July 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if a vagina appeared in front of my right now i wouldn't even know what to do with it
it's ok, i'll take some sympathy head
July 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
it's ok, i'll take some sympathy head
sooo if the male g spot is in the anus, is the female g spot in their anus too?
July 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
sooo if the male g spot is in the anus, is the female g spot in their anus too?
i just cannot stop eating the bait
July 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i just cannot stop eating the bait
stimulating his dick with my IUD strings
July 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
stimulating his dick with my IUD strings
i think you guys need to focus more on hygienemaxxing and personalitymaxxing
July 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i think you guys need to focus more on hygienemaxxing and personalitymaxxing
just found a toilet... what's a good shit to start with for beginners?
July 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
just found a toilet... what's a good shit to start with for beginners?
>stares at twitter all day
>why isn't my life getting better?
>why isn't my life getting better?
July 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
>stares at twitter all day
>why isn't my life getting better?
>why isn't my life getting better?
i might actually go to college if they legalize cocaine
July 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i might actually go to college if they legalize cocaine
your pussy is absolutely bonkers!
July 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
your pussy is absolutely bonkers!
using an apple slicer to cut her sexy little turn into bite sized pieces
July 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
using an apple slicer to cut her sexy little turn into bite sized pieces
no homo but i'd get my pussy dilated with your cock
July 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
no homo but i'd get my pussy dilated with your cock
just wanted to let you know that i unfollowed you
July 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
just wanted to let you know that i unfollowed you
*growls in inspiration to enjoy contentment of life without the need to reproduce*
July 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*growls in inspiration to enjoy contentment of life without the need to reproduce*
You losers are going to therapy? Have you tried just drinking more?
July 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You losers are going to therapy? Have you tried just drinking more?
masturbating to the Sims soundtrack because i'm a voyeur
July 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
masturbating to the Sims soundtrack because i'm a voyeur
i have a sneaking suspicion that a pussy would feel really good
July 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i have a sneaking suspicion that a pussy would feel really good
Why is everyone on this site miserable? just fix yourself. it isn't hard.
July 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Why is everyone on this site miserable? just fix yourself. it isn't hard.
Surf's up and so is my cock
July 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Surf's up and so is my cock
Why doesn't the lochness monster just integrate into society?
July 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Why doesn't the lochness monster just integrate into society?
Friendly reminder, frogga not frogger. Drop the hard R.
July 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Friendly reminder, frogga not frogger. Drop the hard R.
forgot to download podcasts for the plane so I'm drinking a bottle of laxatives instead
July 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
forgot to download podcasts for the plane so I'm drinking a bottle of laxatives instead