Narpi
@lampyri.bsky.social
They/Them • Pagan Witch • Forgets to hydrate
Archer and Olive notebooks are just so PRETTY. Ugh, I can’t stand it.
I’m so happy they expanded beyond linen covers because that texture sets off my spd.
I’m so happy they expanded beyond linen covers because that texture sets off my spd.
February 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Archer and Olive notebooks are just so PRETTY. Ugh, I can’t stand it.
I’m so happy they expanded beyond linen covers because that texture sets off my spd.
I’m so happy they expanded beyond linen covers because that texture sets off my spd.
Me: *washing dishes*
My internal monologue: 🎶Some say that I’m intense or I’m insane!🎵
My dog: *shoots through the doggy door, prances across the kitchen, tippy-taps in place at my feet, sits down and smiles up at me*
My internal monologue: 🎶Some say that I’m intense or I’m insane!🎵
My dog: *shoots through the doggy door, prances across the kitchen, tippy-taps in place at my feet, sits down and smiles up at me*
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Me: *washing dishes*
My internal monologue: 🎶Some say that I’m intense or I’m insane!🎵
My dog: *shoots through the doggy door, prances across the kitchen, tippy-taps in place at my feet, sits down and smiles up at me*
My internal monologue: 🎶Some say that I’m intense or I’m insane!🎵
My dog: *shoots through the doggy door, prances across the kitchen, tippy-taps in place at my feet, sits down and smiles up at me*
New Adulting Achievement unlocked:
I just gifted myself a mini instant pot and a compact sewing machine for my birthday. And I am so excited to get them.
I just gifted myself a mini instant pot and a compact sewing machine for my birthday. And I am so excited to get them.
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 PM
New Adulting Achievement unlocked:
I just gifted myself a mini instant pot and a compact sewing machine for my birthday. And I am so excited to get them.
I just gifted myself a mini instant pot and a compact sewing machine for my birthday. And I am so excited to get them.
Is Apple’s Liquid Glass update making you ragey because the apps look like migraine auras?
Go to Accesibility options -> Display and remove borders, remove transparency, and increase contrast.
It doesn’t uninstall the crap, but it helps.
Go to Accesibility options -> Display and remove borders, remove transparency, and increase contrast.
It doesn’t uninstall the crap, but it helps.
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Is Apple’s Liquid Glass update making you ragey because the apps look like migraine auras?
Go to Accesibility options -> Display and remove borders, remove transparency, and increase contrast.
It doesn’t uninstall the crap, but it helps.
Go to Accesibility options -> Display and remove borders, remove transparency, and increase contrast.
It doesn’t uninstall the crap, but it helps.
Why am I like this?
(I prepped a new lunar planner and now feel meh about using it. )
(I prepped a new lunar planner and now feel meh about using it. )
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Why am I like this?
(I prepped a new lunar planner and now feel meh about using it. )
(I prepped a new lunar planner and now feel meh about using it. )
So, today ended early.
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
So, today ended early.
The SIDE EYE Dog 2 served me when I asked if she wanted a puppy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The SIDE EYE Dog 2 served me when I asked if she wanted a puppy.
I wanted to have coffee outside this morning to watch the sunrise, so Cat 3 herded us back to bed afterwards to make up for the cold.
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I wanted to have coffee outside this morning to watch the sunrise, so Cat 3 herded us back to bed afterwards to make up for the cold.
It’s drizzling outside, so Dog 2 and I are cuddled up in bed watching dog agility competition videos on YouTube.
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It’s drizzling outside, so Dog 2 and I are cuddled up in bed watching dog agility competition videos on YouTube.
Good morning, boss! Just calling to let you know I won’t be attending the end of year meeting today because Cat 3 won’t let me get out of bed.
Push him off?! Have you ever met a cat? He’ll bite me!
Push him off?! Have you ever met a cat? He’ll bite me!
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Good morning, boss! Just calling to let you know I won’t be attending the end of year meeting today because Cat 3 won’t let me get out of bed.
Push him off?! Have you ever met a cat? He’ll bite me!
Push him off?! Have you ever met a cat? He’ll bite me!
When you want the tea, but would rather stay on the bench.
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
When you want the tea, but would rather stay on the bench.
Dog 2 doesn’t like peanut butter.
It’s like we’re not even related.
It’s like we’re not even related.
October 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dog 2 doesn’t like peanut butter.
It’s like we’re not even related.
It’s like we’re not even related.
All I can think of is that feline from the Southern continent who was rescued by fishermen, shown at a Gather, and became Patient Zero for the pandemic that ravaged the Northern Continent in Moreta, Dragonlady of Pern.
Have we learned nothing???
youtu.be/J5o0zP2ZXME?...
Have we learned nothing???
youtu.be/J5o0zP2ZXME?...
Cat discovered in shipping container from China now on road to recovery
YouTube video by WCCO - CBS Minnesota
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
All I can think of is that feline from the Southern continent who was rescued by fishermen, shown at a Gather, and became Patient Zero for the pandemic that ravaged the Northern Continent in Moreta, Dragonlady of Pern.
Have we learned nothing???
youtu.be/J5o0zP2ZXME?...
Have we learned nothing???
youtu.be/J5o0zP2ZXME?...
Cat 3 enjoys making blåhaj biscuits.
October 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cat 3 enjoys making blåhaj biscuits.
Me: *humming Hamilton while I work*
Me: I should stream Hamilton while a generate these documents! I’ll focus better!
Me: *streams Hamilton*
Me: *starts singing and performing along while laptop goes to sleep*
Me:
Me: I should stream Hamilton while a generate these documents! I’ll focus better!
Me: *streams Hamilton*
Me: *starts singing and performing along while laptop goes to sleep*
Me:
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Me: *humming Hamilton while I work*
Me: I should stream Hamilton while a generate these documents! I’ll focus better!
Me: *streams Hamilton*
Me: *starts singing and performing along while laptop goes to sleep*
Me:
Me: I should stream Hamilton while a generate these documents! I’ll focus better!
Me: *streams Hamilton*
Me: *starts singing and performing along while laptop goes to sleep*
Me:
Watching 9-1-1:
9-1-1: *Rick Worthy enters scene*
Me: o.O
Me: He’s a cylon! CYYYLOOON!
Dog 2: wtf is wrong with you??
9-1-1: *Rick Worthy enters scene*
Me: o.O
Me: He’s a cylon! CYYYLOOON!
Dog 2: wtf is wrong with you??
August 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Watching 9-1-1:
9-1-1: *Rick Worthy enters scene*
Me: o.O
Me: He’s a cylon! CYYYLOOON!
Dog 2: wtf is wrong with you??
9-1-1: *Rick Worthy enters scene*
Me: o.O
Me: He’s a cylon! CYYYLOOON!
Dog 2: wtf is wrong with you??
Got yelled at by a neighbor for splitting up another cat fight, as if I randomly walk around the street at night looking for cats to torture.
Sir, I am trying to prevent a vet visit, not cause one.
Sir, I am trying to prevent a vet visit, not cause one.
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Got yelled at by a neighbor for splitting up another cat fight, as if I randomly walk around the street at night looking for cats to torture.
Sir, I am trying to prevent a vet visit, not cause one.
Sir, I am trying to prevent a vet visit, not cause one.
At high school reunion:
Random male friend: *kisses wife in the background*
Me, the closet aroace: EWWWWW!
Everybody else: *laughing catcalls*
Random male friend: *kisses wife in the background*
Me, the closet aroace: EWWWWW!
Everybody else: *laughing catcalls*
August 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
At high school reunion:
Random male friend: *kisses wife in the background*
Me, the closet aroace: EWWWWW!
Everybody else: *laughing catcalls*
Random male friend: *kisses wife in the background*
Me, the closet aroace: EWWWWW!
Everybody else: *laughing catcalls*
Dog 2: *lying in the sunny spot*
Me: You’re so pretty.
Dog 2: *gives puppy ears*
Cat 3: *pops head up from armchair*
Me: Yes, you too. You’re pretty too.
Cat 3: *slow blinks, then goes back to grooming*
Me: You’re so pretty.
Dog 2: *gives puppy ears*
Cat 3: *pops head up from armchair*
Me: Yes, you too. You’re pretty too.
Cat 3: *slow blinks, then goes back to grooming*
July 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Dog 2: *lying in the sunny spot*
Me: You’re so pretty.
Dog 2: *gives puppy ears*
Cat 3: *pops head up from armchair*
Me: Yes, you too. You’re pretty too.
Cat 3: *slow blinks, then goes back to grooming*
Me: You’re so pretty.
Dog 2: *gives puppy ears*
Cat 3: *pops head up from armchair*
Me: Yes, you too. You’re pretty too.
Cat 3: *slow blinks, then goes back to grooming*
Current catch 22:
Need to go to the orthopedic cobbler to order new lifts, but my back hurts too much to leave my house.
Need to go to the orthopedic cobbler to order new lifts, but my back hurts too much to leave my house.
July 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Current catch 22:
Need to go to the orthopedic cobbler to order new lifts, but my back hurts too much to leave my house.
Need to go to the orthopedic cobbler to order new lifts, but my back hurts too much to leave my house.
I still have never seen Pulp Fiction start to finish.
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I still have never seen Pulp Fiction start to finish.
Starting off the retrograde strong by leaving the car keys in the ignition of my unlocked car outside my garage ALL DAY yesterday and not realizing until I wanted to park it inside in the evening before the storm hit.
July 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Starting off the retrograde strong by leaving the car keys in the ignition of my unlocked car outside my garage ALL DAY yesterday and not realizing until I wanted to park it inside in the evening before the storm hit.
Same morning earworm all week: my favorite fever dream.
“The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”, by Leonard Nimoy.
youtube.com/watch?v=QuQb...
“The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”, by Leonard Nimoy.
youtube.com/watch?v=QuQb...
Leonard Nimoy The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins Full Album Version
YouTube video by Legends and Champions Podcast
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July 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Same morning earworm all week: my favorite fever dream.
“The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”, by Leonard Nimoy.
youtube.com/watch?v=QuQb...
“The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”, by Leonard Nimoy.
youtube.com/watch?v=QuQb...
Today I watched a “cottage” bathroom remodel video expecting a small space, but it was roughly the size of my grad school apartment.
June 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Today I watched a “cottage” bathroom remodel video expecting a small space, but it was roughly the size of my grad school apartment.
Just quoted Mr Wormwood to Cat 3 for insisting on going outside during a hailstorm.
Now I hope he isn’t a vindictive telekinetic.
youtu.be/QriZJ-X3wbU?...
Now I hope he isn’t a vindictive telekinetic.
youtu.be/QriZJ-X3wbU?...
I'm smart; you're dumb. I'm big; you're little. I'm right; you're wrong (from Matilda)
YouTube video by Andrew Bayles
youtu.be
June 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just quoted Mr Wormwood to Cat 3 for insisting on going outside during a hailstorm.
Now I hope he isn’t a vindictive telekinetic.
youtu.be/QriZJ-X3wbU?...
Now I hope he isn’t a vindictive telekinetic.
youtu.be/QriZJ-X3wbU?...