comments sections under youtube classic rock songs where you see posts like "im 12 years old and no one else in my class likes pink floyd but me" are a sacred space i deem The Nephew's Realm

i am obsessed with your gib. i'm staring covetously at your gib.

oh you're experiencing bed death? have you tried simply fucking harder?

hot take - drinking water out of a mug is way better than a glass

a snake killed me in my dream :((

dude i am absolutely not leaving the cave, look at the definition on these shadows

whenever I disappear from my friends’ lives for months at a time it’s because I’m training myself to regurgitate my spine like an overheated pelican