My girlfriends getting into monster hunter and my eyes sparkled when I learned this fact.

I can't wait to go out with her to fight ecosystem-annihilating living natural disasters

Start kingdom come 2 and the first thing I do is get my head caved in by a farmer, very nice

Today's mental state is: dead

It's gonna take a while, not being able to hear the clatter of my dogs paws on the floor anymore or take him out and talk to him like he understood anything I said, but I'll keep trudging on. I'll see him again eventually, whenever my own time comes

Still amazing there's a queat in ff16 called Caulk & Bawl

I wonder how long it'll take for me to be able to not be self-conscious about how sexual I am, no matter how much I'm shown that I'm genuinely pretty healthy with that stuff. Especially when the internet can show just how bad other people can be in comparison.

Now that it's new years, I have one resolution and one resolution alone: I will finish at least one story. I've been slacking super hard and I'm tired of it. This brain was made to create, and create it shall

I'm so glad I got to go into FF16 almost completely blind because fuck me it is easily one of the best games to come out of 2023. Of course I can trust the people that made one of my favorite games ever to make peak again

Sometimes I remember how I used to be such a quiet, reserved kid that, in middle school, I silenced an entire classroom yelling over the teacher just by yelling louder and telling them to shut the fuck up. Even scared the teacher because of it

Black friday is upon us. Time to see how much people regress into apes because they can save money on a pair of dumbass Jordans.

At least I'm getting paid today

It's been a good couple months since but I STILL can't get over how absolutely dogshit mihoyo's marketing was for Jane Doe when she came out. Like...I get it, horny game panders to horny people, but it felt like the marketing team for ZZZ saw a completely different character-

I see all these posts of people talking about how good their feeds are, meanwhile mines an endless barrage of political shit that I haven't interacted with beyond hitting the "show less like this" button.

Like...it's somehow less fun to browse here than Twitter, and idk how to change that

Kinks? I've have several!

They're in my neck and it hurts

Can it be February now? Can I have these in my life?

...I regret my choices with what interests I chose when I made this account because I was expecting like...a healthy mix of video games and art and nature and stuff but my discover feeds devolved into nothing but cats and professional writers.

Send help

Might as well plug it here, but I have another bluesky account dedicated to my personal writing project. Give it a look if you want, but be warned that it is sinful and degenerate and not for people who don't like smut and/or monster humanoids

bsky.app/profile/demo...

Shits fucked but you know what?

Juniper xenoblade

Kinda refreshing peeking in here compared to Twitter because on Twitter my feed constantly gets invaded by random ass racist/anti-woke slop and doomposting, but here my discover feeds just been all games and art and cool science shit