land-snark1.bsky.social
@land-snark1.bsky.social
Everyone loves tulips!
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
That's the story. The whole story.
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Just look where his money comes from. Need a clue?
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Anyone still laboring under delusions that Dems are the good guys can sober the fuck right up.
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Anyone who thinks this is a typo hasn't been paying attention.
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
For those still unclear on Hegseth's provenance:
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Well you got the "V" part alright.
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
WE ARE ENDING WOKENESS!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
He made a deal with the devil. And the devil is in the details.
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I can translate!
"Hey Admiral Bradley here comes that bus around the corner with your name on it!"
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
What all that $$ spent on BimB0 makeover and red dress and extensions and whatever personal services required and still no cabinet position?
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This account is based in Israel.
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I'd think of all people, you'd understand the LOAD from being on your knees and other postures in obeisance to one's masters.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I couldn't possibly forget this brilliant idea that ties everything together...

Oh look! Squirrels!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"tryptophan."
So that's what they're calling it these days.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Someone’s angling for a cabinet appointment.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In proper letterpress, no less.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Bodega cats are masters of the space time continuum.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Can we haz Andy Borowitz for Prez?
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM