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Everyone loves tulips!
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Everyone loves tulips!
That's the story. The whole story.
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
That's the story. The whole story.
Just look where his money comes from. Need a clue?
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Just look where his money comes from. Need a clue?
Anyone still laboring under delusions that Dems are the good guys can sober the fuck right up.
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Anyone still laboring under delusions that Dems are the good guys can sober the fuck right up.
Anyone who thinks this is a typo hasn't been paying attention.
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Anyone who thinks this is a typo hasn't been paying attention.
For those still unclear on Hegseth's provenance:
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
For those still unclear on Hegseth's provenance:
Well you got the "V" part alright.
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Well you got the "V" part alright.
WE ARE ENDING WOKENESS!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
WE ARE ENDING WOKENESS!!
He made a deal with the devil. And the devil is in the details.
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
He made a deal with the devil. And the devil is in the details.
I can translate!
"Hey Admiral Bradley here comes that bus around the corner with your name on it!"
"Hey Admiral Bradley here comes that bus around the corner with your name on it!"
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I can translate!
"Hey Admiral Bradley here comes that bus around the corner with your name on it!"
"Hey Admiral Bradley here comes that bus around the corner with your name on it!"
What all that $$ spent on BimB0 makeover and red dress and extensions and whatever personal services required and still no cabinet position?
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What all that $$ spent on BimB0 makeover and red dress and extensions and whatever personal services required and still no cabinet position?
This account is based in Israel.
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This account is based in Israel.
I'd think of all people, you'd understand the LOAD from being on your knees and other postures in obeisance to one's masters.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'd think of all people, you'd understand the LOAD from being on your knees and other postures in obeisance to one's masters.
I couldn't possibly forget this brilliant idea that ties everything together...
Oh look! Squirrels!
Oh look! Squirrels!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I couldn't possibly forget this brilliant idea that ties everything together...
Oh look! Squirrels!
Oh look! Squirrels!
"tryptophan."
So that's what they're calling it these days.
So that's what they're calling it these days.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"tryptophan."
So that's what they're calling it these days.
So that's what they're calling it these days.
Someone’s angling for a cabinet appointment.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Someone’s angling for a cabinet appointment.
In proper letterpress, no less.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
In proper letterpress, no less.
Bodega cats are masters of the space time continuum.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Bodega cats are masters of the space time continuum.
Can we haz Andy Borowitz for Prez?
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Can we haz Andy Borowitz for Prez?