I don’t care how hot she/he/they are, the human penis simply can’t withstand that level of mental instability
a close up of a woman 's face with the words oh wow written on the bottom .
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June 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don’t care how hot she/he/they are, the human penis simply can’t withstand that level of mental instability
Mentally buss-down, no plain-brain!!! Nah-mean!?!??
a close up of a person 's teeth with diamonds
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June 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Mentally buss-down, no plain-brain!!! Nah-mean!?!??
I’m going to film a reality drama show where……………………………………………none…of the farts …..get edited out!!!
Thank you pay me now please!!!
Thank you pay me now please!!!
a man in a white jacket is holding a large camera
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May 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m going to film a reality drama show where……………………………………………none…of the farts …..get edited out!!!
Thank you pay me now please!!!
Thank you pay me now please!!!
DAMNIT!!!
“My President “ by Jeezy came on in the gym and now I’m staring at the weights all introspectively!!!
“My President “ by Jeezy came on in the gym and now I’m staring at the weights all introspectively!!!
May 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
DAMNIT!!!
“My President “ by Jeezy came on in the gym and now I’m staring at the weights all introspectively!!!
“My President “ by Jeezy came on in the gym and now I’m staring at the weights all introspectively!!!
Black smoke till he get a Black Pope
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a kitchen with two women
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April 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Black smoke till he get a Black Pope
🎶I can turn that wigger to a flipper, call me flubber 🎶
April 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
🎶I can turn that wigger to a flipper, call me flubber 🎶
Imagine you’re about to do the nasty with a one night stand and your suitor takes off their wrist and ankle weights like Brock Lee
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April 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Imagine you’re about to do the nasty with a one night stand and your suitor takes off their wrist and ankle weights like Brock Lee
Imagine being a ghost, watching children make viral content on your grave
April 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Imagine being a ghost, watching children make viral content on your grave
This weed got me neurally diverging
April 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This weed got me neurally diverging
It’s never too late to get ridiculously fit and strong and musclely thicc
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March 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s never too late to get ridiculously fit and strong and musclely thicc
Tim Robinson was right: “the bones ARE their money” ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
March 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tim Robinson was right: “the bones ARE their money” ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Every day I talk myself out of starting an OF…just another day of gooning for free I guess *sigh*
a girl in a pink shirt with a mickey mouse on it sits on the floor
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March 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Every day I talk myself out of starting an OF…just another day of gooning for free I guess *sigh*
Normalize hacking your parents’ and elders’ social media accounts to radically liberalize their algorithms.
a woman with short hair is wearing a blue jacket and looking at the camera
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March 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Normalize hacking your parents’ and elders’ social media accounts to radically liberalize their algorithms.
There’s no politically correct way to say this but:
“I need to get tittified and twerkalated till I’m thraxed off the gigameter!!!”
“I need to get tittified and twerkalated till I’m thraxed off the gigameter!!!”
March 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There’s no politically correct way to say this but:
“I need to get tittified and twerkalated till I’m thraxed off the gigameter!!!”
“I need to get tittified and twerkalated till I’m thraxed off the gigameter!!!”
I think Skrilla might have laced his new album. I tried listening to other music and my neck start itching!!!
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March 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I think Skrilla might have laced his new album. I tried listening to other music and my neck start itching!!!
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck …GOONER!!!
*runs as fast as I can in a circle till I take your little cuck chair*
And THAT’S how you play “Cuck Cuck Goon”
*runs as fast as I can in a circle till I take your little cuck chair*
And THAT’S how you play “Cuck Cuck Goon”
March 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck …GOONER!!!
*runs as fast as I can in a circle till I take your little cuck chair*
And THAT’S how you play “Cuck Cuck Goon”
*runs as fast as I can in a circle till I take your little cuck chair*
And THAT’S how you play “Cuck Cuck Goon”
Jules Girardet knew what the vibe was. Shawties really tryna disrupt my pedagogeez
February 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Jules Girardet knew what the vibe was. Shawties really tryna disrupt my pedagogeez
Almost threw up at the gym!
*teehee* I’m such a tease!!!
Xoxo
*teehee* I’m such a tease!!!
Xoxo
February 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Almost threw up at the gym!
*teehee* I’m such a tease!!!
Xoxo
*teehee* I’m such a tease!!!
Xoxo
Say what you will about private school moms but they WILL get your pronouns right
a woman says i 'm not like a regular mom in front of another woman
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February 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Say what you will about private school moms but they WILL get your pronouns right
I’m probably one of the most likable gooners you’re ever going to meet.
February 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m probably one of the most likable gooners you’re ever going to meet.
Didn’t think I’d be thanking Chappell Roan’s ass today but :
“Thank you to Chappell Roan and her ass”
“Thank you to Chappell Roan and her ass”
February 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Didn’t think I’d be thanking Chappell Roan’s ass today but :
“Thank you to Chappell Roan and her ass”
“Thank you to Chappell Roan and her ass”
When that Home Depot bag comes out on Valentines Day…you KnOW you’re gonna be sitting on frozen peas for the rest of the week!!!
February 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When that Home Depot bag comes out on Valentines Day…you KnOW you’re gonna be sitting on frozen peas for the rest of the week!!!
I was not built for this level of political stress. I was meant to watch nymph booty through those lil opera binoculars by the river
Shouts out Joe Tomanek
Shouts out Joe Tomanek
January 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I was not built for this level of political stress. I was meant to watch nymph booty through those lil opera binoculars by the river
Shouts out Joe Tomanek
Shouts out Joe Tomanek
Zazie Beetz is so attractive it make me stomachache hurt
January 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Zazie Beetz is so attractive it make me stomachache hurt
You’re in her DM’s
I’m in a military grade fully submersible AI powered jelqer mech with a hydraulic batcave surveillance cockpit eating Austrian licorice
I’m in a military grade fully submersible AI powered jelqer mech with a hydraulic batcave surveillance cockpit eating Austrian licorice
January 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You’re in her DM’s
I’m in a military grade fully submersible AI powered jelqer mech with a hydraulic batcave surveillance cockpit eating Austrian licorice
I’m in a military grade fully submersible AI powered jelqer mech with a hydraulic batcave surveillance cockpit eating Austrian licorice