Lando Ascot—
landoisthebest.bsky.social
Lando Ascot—
@landoisthebest.bsky.social
Number one Randall :3

[parody]
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December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
@zlfgrevbhfsybjre.bsky.social

“POOOOOOOKIE- ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!”
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
MY EYES ARE BURNING
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Aa
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sleep
December 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Hat
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Benyldril hat man
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
“Man… where’s Angie…”
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“I’m watching Dance moms!”
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
December 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“Well shit man”
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
And who’s this handsome chap? Oh wait it’s me!

Perfectly captured all my charming qualities, if I say so myself.
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Fuck— Christmas is coming up.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Happy holidays everyone!”
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“How gay is everyone?”
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“I LIVE!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“MY NOSE BURNS!!!”
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM