Dylan
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A carrot man living in a stick world
Reporter should have gone with the follow up "Does the president realize this video implies he is so full of shit that he can coat millions of people with his excrement and still keep pooping?"
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Reporter should have gone with the follow up "Does the president realize this video implies he is so full of shit that he can coat millions of people with his excrement and still keep pooping?"
The saddest part is that if Newsom hadn't closed the freeway and there had been a multiple fatality incident, there might be more scrutiny over the reckless disregard of human life being exhibited by this administration.
October 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The saddest part is that if Newsom hadn't closed the freeway and there had been a multiple fatality incident, there might be more scrutiny over the reckless disregard of human life being exhibited by this administration.
His dementia has him forgetting everything, so the Wormtongues who lick his ears tell him these things and then they call Fox or OAN and have them report these things and he rubber stamps whatever the evil men tell him.
October 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
His dementia has him forgetting everything, so the Wormtongues who lick his ears tell him these things and then they call Fox or OAN and have them report these things and he rubber stamps whatever the evil men tell him.
Yep, miller tells Trump crime is out of control, Trump tells miller to do whatever it takes, Fox News airs Floyd riot footage saying it is Portland today, Trump screams about it and asks miller to escalate, and that is how our country is ending. The worlds most horrifying game of telephone.
October 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yep, miller tells Trump crime is out of control, Trump tells miller to do whatever it takes, Fox News airs Floyd riot footage saying it is Portland today, Trump screams about it and asks miller to escalate, and that is how our country is ending. The worlds most horrifying game of telephone.
No one seems to being saying the most important part here, which is that Trump said, mere hours after the shooting, that it was the fault of the radical left. No one had any idea who the killer was, Patel had just detained a fat libertarian, and Trump started building his narrative. Jimmy was right.
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
No one seems to being saying the most important part here, which is that Trump said, mere hours after the shooting, that it was the fault of the radical left. No one had any idea who the killer was, Patel had just detained a fat libertarian, and Trump started building his narrative. Jimmy was right.
I saw Formidable Burrito open for Tower of Power back in 1983.
September 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I saw Formidable Burrito open for Tower of Power back in 1983.
To be fair, it's usually 17 minutes of waving just to get the sensor to gurgle forth a teaspoon of water, which only serves the purpose of making your soapy hands somehow MORE viscous.
September 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
To be fair, it's usually 17 minutes of waving just to get the sensor to gurgle forth a teaspoon of water, which only serves the purpose of making your soapy hands somehow MORE viscous.
I believe it was Madonna who once said “Celebrate, holiday, it could be so chairteenth”
August 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I believe it was Madonna who once said “Celebrate, holiday, it could be so chairteenth”
Unfortunately these people love the taste of boot.
July 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Unfortunately these people love the taste of boot.
Return of the Living Dead
June 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Return of the Living Dead
From now on, when someone asks how my day is going, I'm going to reply with "Pretty Magooian, and you?"
June 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
From now on, when someone asks how my day is going, I'm going to reply with "Pretty Magooian, and you?"
There is that flipping brain again, you haven't looked into the footage but it looks AI? Which one is it? Did the fireworks make the cop throw them man to the ground? Did the fireworks spook the cop into beating him with his truncheon?
June 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
There is that flipping brain again, you haven't looked into the footage but it looks AI? Which one is it? Did the fireworks make the cop throw them man to the ground? Did the fireworks spook the cop into beating him with his truncheon?
Welfare checks don't require lying to the school, and ICE are not tasked with welfare checks, your brain is doing flips to excuse fascism.
June 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Welfare checks don't require lying to the school, and ICE are not tasked with welfare checks, your brain is doing flips to excuse fascism.
Do you consider shooting tear gas canisters at the heads of protesters instigating? Do you consider surrounding a man and trampling him with horses while beating him with night sticks an instigation?
June 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Do you consider shooting tear gas canisters at the heads of protesters instigating? Do you consider surrounding a man and trampling him with horses while beating him with night sticks an instigation?
Do you consider ICE pretending to be parents to invade our elementary schools an instigation? Do you consider ICE arresting people at the courthouse steps as they attemt to show up for court dates, then holding them past the court date and deporting them for missing their court date an instigation?
June 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Do you consider ICE pretending to be parents to invade our elementary schools an instigation? Do you consider ICE arresting people at the courthouse steps as they attemt to show up for court dates, then holding them past the court date and deporting them for missing their court date an instigation?
Bartyls and James, Sun Country or California cooler? (The answer for me was Boones Farm)
March 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Bartyls and James, Sun Country or California cooler? (The answer for me was Boones Farm)
We have nothing to fear until the bots figure out to separate and whip the egg whites then fold them back in, at which point we panic.
January 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We have nothing to fear until the bots figure out to separate and whip the egg whites then fold them back in, at which point we panic.
Look boss, de-glaze, de-glaze!
December 26, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Look boss, de-glaze, de-glaze!
I hope you ran a lap around the block cheering for yourself after you posted this.
December 26, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I hope you ran a lap around the block cheering for yourself after you posted this.
My favorite movie is Flash Gordon, but I think Blade Runner is the best movie. Favorite to me is most joy bringing but best is more a technical appreciation imo.
December 18, 2024 at 3:35 AM
My favorite movie is Flash Gordon, but I think Blade Runner is the best movie. Favorite to me is most joy bringing but best is more a technical appreciation imo.
My first question would be “Ben Grimm or John Carpenters?” Never mind, they both do…
December 1, 2024 at 2:54 AM
My first question would be “Ben Grimm or John Carpenters?” Never mind, they both do…
Had to scroll way too far for my peppermint stick people! Found some peppermint stick mochi the other day and they are sooo good
November 9, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Had to scroll way too far for my peppermint stick people! Found some peppermint stick mochi the other day and they are sooo good