Lane
@lanechanged.bsky.social
Peace*Sarcasm*Dirty Martinis
Pro-Choice, Inclusion, Levity
𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵e
TᕼE GOᑭ ᔕᑌ᙭
𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
Ex-pro figure skater & mom
Ft Worth, Texas ⭐
Pro-Choice, Inclusion, Levity
𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵e
TᕼE GOᑭ ᔕᑌ᙭
𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
Ex-pro figure skater & mom
Ft Worth, Texas ⭐
@justinberkobien said this & i saved it becuz i think it's righteous af.... 👇
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@justinberkobien said this & i saved it becuz i think it's righteous af.... 👇
All of us after 10 months of what 2025's served up so far.
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
All of us after 10 months of what 2025's served up so far.
When people say *no tattoos, my body is a temple* & all the temples be like... 👇
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When people say *no tattoos, my body is a temple* & all the temples be like... 👇
Tonight's scary movie rec from me is the movie Alien. It's the one where nobody listens to the smart woman so they all die except for the smart lady & her cat.
Five stars. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Listen to the cat ladies, y'all.
Five stars. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Listen to the cat ladies, y'all.
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Tonight's scary movie rec from me is the movie Alien. It's the one where nobody listens to the smart woman so they all die except for the smart lady & her cat.
Five stars. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Listen to the cat ladies, y'all.
Five stars. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Listen to the cat ladies, y'all.
When you get home after a long day of pretending to be nice to stupid people & can finally be yourself.
Five stars⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Five stars⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
October 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
When you get home after a long day of pretending to be nice to stupid people & can finally be yourself.
Five stars⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Five stars⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Psalmbody once told me the world is gonna roll me ...
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Psalmbody once told me the world is gonna roll me ...
4 out of 5 TRex mamas worry their little ones aren't getting enough vitamins so they give them Flintstones chewables.
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
4 out of 5 TRex mamas worry their little ones aren't getting enough vitamins so they give them Flintstones chewables.
What's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
What's it like inside your head?
Attn: Congressional Dems
October 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Attn: Congressional Dems
My ducks in a row?
Oh, hell no.
My ducks will be standing in line for bologna sandwiches 2mrw night.
Oh, hell no.
My ducks will be standing in line for bologna sandwiches 2mrw night.
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My ducks in a row?
Oh, hell no.
My ducks will be standing in line for bologna sandwiches 2mrw night.
Oh, hell no.
My ducks will be standing in line for bologna sandwiches 2mrw night.
The blueberries are now getting laid more than me.
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The blueberries are now getting laid more than me.
Good morning, Heathens. 💜
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good morning, Heathens. 💜
When i smell tacos...
October 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When i smell tacos...
Would you like to see my front door?
#HalloweenDecor
#HalloweenDecor
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Would you like to see my front door?
#HalloweenDecor
#HalloweenDecor
As a woman i find what Vex presents here to us hilarious.
After all, there was this 👇
After all, there was this 👇
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
As a woman i find what Vex presents here to us hilarious.
After all, there was this 👇
After all, there was this 👇
Misinformation, huh?
Well, two can play at that game. 🤨
Well, two can play at that game. 🤨
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Misinformation, huh?
Well, two can play at that game. 🤨
Well, two can play at that game. 🤨