Alex
@lanedami.bsky.social
16, professional fuckface
He/him, she/her - Pan - monogamous and taken
Pfp: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2122621
https://en.pronouns.page/@AlexLanedami
https://alanedami.straw.page/
He/him, she/her - Pan - monogamous and taken
Pfp: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2122621
https://en.pronouns.page/@AlexLanedami
https://alanedami.straw.page/
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Alex
@lanedami.bsky.social
· Sep 15
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Hi, I'm Alex! I'm 16 and multi gender, identifying as a girl and a boy using he/him she/her pronouns. You can find out more about me on my strawpage and pronouns page, linked in my about section.
Hi, I'm Alex! I'm 16 and multi gender, identifying as a girl and a boy using he/him she/her pronouns. You can find out more about me on my strawpage and pronouns page, linked in my about section.
I PRAYED ON DAYS LIKE THESE!!!1!!
comic returns on friday :3
December 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I PRAYED ON DAYS LIKE THESE!!!1!!
Why do my parents never believe me when I say the dog is barking cause he wants attention, and instead make ME take him for a shit in the freezing cold cause they ASSUME that's what he wants, and then they just go on ignoring the poor bitch?
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why do my parents never believe me when I say the dog is barking cause he wants attention, and instead make ME take him for a shit in the freezing cold cause they ASSUME that's what he wants, and then they just go on ignoring the poor bitch?
Can you believe it? It's only been a month since Christmas! It feels like it was just tomorrow! Ain't that weird?
December 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Can you believe it? It's only been a month since Christmas! It feels like it was just tomorrow! Ain't that weird?
Are these fucking kids gonna stop running down the hallway any day now so I can walk my fucking dog?
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Are these fucking kids gonna stop running down the hallway any day now so I can walk my fucking dog?
If I get 16 more posts (not including this one) before the end of the year, I'll hit 2k posts before 2026 :3
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If I get 16 more posts (not including this one) before the end of the year, I'll hit 2k posts before 2026 :3
I just figured out that an MDNI acc is following me
Like, hello? It's clear as day that I am, in fact, an M, it's in my profile, and I ain't even following your ass
If they don't want minors interacting with them so much, the least they could do is not interact with minors! Fucking hello?
Like, hello? It's clear as day that I am, in fact, an M, it's in my profile, and I ain't even following your ass
If they don't want minors interacting with them so much, the least they could do is not interact with minors! Fucking hello?
December 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I just figured out that an MDNI acc is following me
Like, hello? It's clear as day that I am, in fact, an M, it's in my profile, and I ain't even following your ass
If they don't want minors interacting with them so much, the least they could do is not interact with minors! Fucking hello?
Like, hello? It's clear as day that I am, in fact, an M, it's in my profile, and I ain't even following your ass
If they don't want minors interacting with them so much, the least they could do is not interact with minors! Fucking hello?
My body is a machine that turns a 12 pack of milky ways into crumbs and glucose
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My body is a machine that turns a 12 pack of milky ways into crumbs and glucose
Bruh
You literally go all the way there just to warn this mfer that the guy he's tryna kill is invincible
And the second said guy shows up behind you, you immediately try and merk his ass
Are you dumb??? Stoopid?? Idiyatt???
You literally go all the way there just to warn this mfer that the guy he's tryna kill is invincible
And the second said guy shows up behind you, you immediately try and merk his ass
Are you dumb??? Stoopid?? Idiyatt???
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Bruh
You literally go all the way there just to warn this mfer that the guy he's tryna kill is invincible
And the second said guy shows up behind you, you immediately try and merk his ass
Are you dumb??? Stoopid?? Idiyatt???
You literally go all the way there just to warn this mfer that the guy he's tryna kill is invincible
And the second said guy shows up behind you, you immediately try and merk his ass
Are you dumb??? Stoopid?? Idiyatt???
Why the fuck do my wrapping paper got blackface Santa Claus on it
December 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Why the fuck do my wrapping paper got blackface Santa Claus on it
Dropped a fucking rusty saw blade next to my arm
I'm fine tho, minor cut, didn't hurt that much, cleaned the wound right after I got it
I'm fine tho, minor cut, didn't hurt that much, cleaned the wound right after I got it
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Dropped a fucking rusty saw blade next to my arm
I'm fine tho, minor cut, didn't hurt that much, cleaned the wound right after I got it
I'm fine tho, minor cut, didn't hurt that much, cleaned the wound right after I got it
Sanji's afraid of bugs??
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sanji's afraid of bugs??
Nah, I got opps in my circle, vro
One of my friends just said ham and cheese pasta almost made them throw up
One of my friends just said ham and cheese pasta almost made them throw up
December 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Nah, I got opps in my circle, vro
One of my friends just said ham and cheese pasta almost made them throw up
One of my friends just said ham and cheese pasta almost made them throw up
Hey Alex
Maybe, if you don't want a cold,
You should stop going outside
In. The cold.
Maybe, if you don't want a cold,
You should stop going outside
In. The cold.
December 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hey Alex
Maybe, if you don't want a cold,
You should stop going outside
In. The cold.
Maybe, if you don't want a cold,
You should stop going outside
In. The cold.
Holy fucking hell my hand hurts like a bitch
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Holy fucking hell my hand hurts like a bitch
Urggghhhh I wanna stop taking Paracetamol as much but this cold is beating my ass to the prehistoric era
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Urggghhhh I wanna stop taking Paracetamol as much but this cold is beating my ass to the prehistoric era
Reading about geckos :3
December 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reading about geckos :3
Aaaaarrrggghhhhh fucking cold
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Aaaaarrrggghhhhh fucking cold
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Reply or quote if you are anti-AI, anti-generative-AI and pro-human made art.
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Reply or quote if you are anti-AI, anti-generative-AI and pro-human made art.
Almost laughed at a "67" joke recently
Euthanise me 🙏
Euthanise me 🙏
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Almost laughed at a "67" joke recently
Euthanise me 🙏
Euthanise me 🙏
Jack Black is 2024's Will Smith, I swear to god
Hopefully, he doesn't end up releasing shitty music in a decade or two after the most TREMENDOUS fall off.
Hopefully, he doesn't end up releasing shitty music in a decade or two after the most TREMENDOUS fall off.
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Jack Black is 2024's Will Smith, I swear to god
Hopefully, he doesn't end up releasing shitty music in a decade or two after the most TREMENDOUS fall off.
Hopefully, he doesn't end up releasing shitty music in a decade or two after the most TREMENDOUS fall off.
I just looked at toilet paper, labelled "toilet tissue", started taking it up to the bathroom, stopped, said "what the fuck am I doing? That goes in the kitchen", put it down at the bottom of the stairs, and didn't realise my mistake for an hour
I am the new breed of idiocy
I am the new breed of idiocy
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I just looked at toilet paper, labelled "toilet tissue", started taking it up to the bathroom, stopped, said "what the fuck am I doing? That goes in the kitchen", put it down at the bottom of the stairs, and didn't realise my mistake for an hour
I am the new breed of idiocy
I am the new breed of idiocy
Whenever you chip your nail, do you ever run it along a pillow or sofa or some shit like a cat scratching a post?
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Whenever you chip your nail, do you ever run it along a pillow or sofa or some shit like a cat scratching a post?
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6/6
That wasn't that hard.
I've had worse.
I'd like to commentate on it, but, y'know, spoilers.
So just remind me to talk about it tomorrow, m'kay?
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6/6
That wasn't that hard.
I've had worse.
I'd like to commentate on it, but, y'know, spoilers.
So just remind me to talk about it tomorrow, m'kay?
Usually I don't do wordle but everyone's going on about how difficult today's was so imma just see what it was outta curiosity
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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6/6
That wasn't that hard.
I've had worse.
I'd like to commentate on it, but, y'know, spoilers.
So just remind me to talk about it tomorrow, m'kay?
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6/6
That wasn't that hard.
I've had worse.
I'd like to commentate on it, but, y'know, spoilers.
So just remind me to talk about it tomorrow, m'kay?
Usually I don't do wordle but everyone's going on about how difficult today's was so imma just see what it was outta curiosity
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Usually I don't do wordle but everyone's going on about how difficult today's was so imma just see what it was outta curiosity