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Jon
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What are you, some kind of cop?
May 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
May 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
November 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
October 13, 2024 at 11:59 AM
October 13, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Happy Caturday
Make sure to remember to drink plenty of water!
October 13, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Caturday! Celebrate!
October 12, 2024 at 9:59 AM
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October 12, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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masturbating in fetal position is not ok, not normal and a strong indicator of a feeble, wicked mind. they wont tell you that shit on reddit
October 12, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Pace yourself
The path of cheese is all consuming
October 13, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Every loaf of bread unprotected.
Sullied through tiny teeth.
I sit alone.
Gluten-less.
Cats are obligate carnivores but are completely convinced they are actually omnivores.

They're like "no you are wrong, our ancestors clearly made sandwiches out of their prey, check the fossil record"
October 13, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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I wonder what percentage of the average hurricane is microplastics now
October 12, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Black eyed children keep messin with my trash🤷🏼
October 13, 2024 at 12:19 AM
October 13, 2024 at 12:14 AM