The Blue Monkey
@lanhouzi.bsky.social
Waiting for the day when monkey business returns to the purview of monkeys. Until then, humans got to do a little better by each other.
Not "reshaped".
Ruined.
Ruined.
January 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Not "reshaped".
Ruined.
Ruined.
5. There is only one way through, and that is forward: in Peace, with Justice for All.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
5. There is only one way through, and that is forward: in Peace, with Justice for All.
4. Get off social media for the day and take a rest from the relentless ads/data harvesting/AI slop.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
4. Get off social media for the day and take a rest from the relentless ads/data harvesting/AI slop.
3. Don't buy anything from large corporations including Amazon, Walmart, Home Depot, etc., etc.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
3. Don't buy anything from large corporations including Amazon, Walmart, Home Depot, etc., etc.
2. Hold/participate in a local march.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
2. Hold/participate in a local march.
1. Take a day off/call in sick/skip school on Jan 23.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
1. Take a day off/call in sick/skip school on Jan 23.
Hey Denmark, how about taking Wisconsin, too? We make a mean kringle in Racine!
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Hey Denmark, how about taking Wisconsin, too? We make a mean kringle in Racine!
Like the one they gave Mussolini in 1945?
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Like the one they gave Mussolini in 1945?
Coolest flag ever! Greenland, stay sovereign and safe 🇬🇱 🇬🇱 🇬🇱 🇬🇱
January 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Coolest flag ever! Greenland, stay sovereign and safe 🇬🇱 🇬🇱 🇬🇱 🇬🇱
Farmers, it's time for a Pig Parade down Pennsylvania Avenue...and a pig roast on the White House lawn!
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Farmers, it's time for a Pig Parade down Pennsylvania Avenue...and a pig roast on the White House lawn!
...and the White House Press Corps needs to do the same.
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
...and the White House Press Corps needs to do the same.
Chi-town is a fine town! Come on up from Down Under!
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Chi-town is a fine town! Come on up from Down Under!
A legislator with principles!
Thanking you deeply for this, Sen. Kim.
Thanking you deeply for this, Sen. Kim.
October 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
A legislator with principles!
Thanking you deeply for this, Sen. Kim.
Thanking you deeply for this, Sen. Kim.