Leigh-Ann
@lanny-loo.bsky.social
Reference Librarian. Knitter. San Jose Sharks & Barracuda, San Francisco Giants, Fresno Monsters fan. Making the world laugh one bad dad joke at a time.
December 7, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Why does Santa🎅🏼 have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
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So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
December 7, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Why does Santa🎅🏼 have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
What’s the deadliest body party at Christmastime?
The Missle-toe
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The Missle-toe
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December 6, 2024 at 1:54 PM
What’s the deadliest body party at Christmastime?
The Missle-toe
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
The Missle-toe
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What do you call Santa’s helpers?🎅🏼
Subordinate Clauses
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#CountdowntoChristmas
Subordinate Clauses
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#CountdowntoChristmas
December 6, 2024 at 1:53 PM
What do you call Santa’s helpers?🎅🏼
Subordinate Clauses
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
#CountdowntoChristmas
Subordinate Clauses
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
#CountdowntoChristmas
On this day in 1848 President James K. Polk announced gold has been discovered in California.
December 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM
On this day in 1848 President James K. Polk announced gold has been discovered in California.
Today is #NationalSockDay so celebrate and wear your craziest socks because life is too short to wear regular/normal socks. Also, its #NationalCookieDay so eat a cookie while wearing socks. If you wear cookie socks you get double bonus points🍪🧦
December 4, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Today is #NationalSockDay so celebrate and wear your craziest socks because life is too short to wear regular/normal socks. Also, its #NationalCookieDay so eat a cookie while wearing socks. If you wear cookie socks you get double bonus points🍪🧦
Reposted by Leigh-Ann
Why did the non-binary prospector head out west?
There was gold in them/their hills.
There was gold in them/their hills.
December 3, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Why did the non-binary prospector head out west?
There was gold in them/their hills.
There was gold in them/their hills.
Why was the letter E the only letter to get something from Santa?
All the other letters were Not E.
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All the other letters were Not E.
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
December 3, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Why was the letter E the only letter to get something from Santa?
All the other letters were Not E.
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
All the other letters were Not E.
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
Why does santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ”hoe hoe hoe!”
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
So he can ”hoe hoe hoe!”
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
December 2, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Why does santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ”hoe hoe hoe!”
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
So he can ”hoe hoe hoe!”
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
Which reindeer is best at football?
Blitzen
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Blitzen
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December 2, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Which reindeer is best at football?
Blitzen
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Blitzen
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
Since 1988, December 1st has been declared #WorldAIDSday to help with research& awareness to help end this epidemic. #LetsGetToZero ❤️♥️
December 1, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Since 1988, December 1st has been declared #WorldAIDSday to help with research& awareness to help end this epidemic. #LetsGetToZero ❤️♥️
December 1, 2024 at 3:33 PM
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 AM
What’s an avocado’s favorite #Christmas song?🥑❄️
Guacin in a Winter Wonderland
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Guacin in a Winter Wonderland
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November 30, 2024 at 1:47 PM
What’s an avocado’s favorite #Christmas song?🥑❄️
Guacin in a Winter Wonderland
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
Guacin in a Winter Wonderland
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
What does the naughty soccer announcer get for Christmas?
⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
COOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLL
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⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
COOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLL
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
November 30, 2024 at 1:46 PM
What does the naughty soccer announcer get for Christmas?
⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
COOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLL
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
COOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLL
#BadDadJokeOfTheDay
November 30, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Knitting & #SJSharks my #BlackFriday tradition continues…
November 29, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Knitting & #SJSharks my #BlackFriday tradition continues…
November 29, 2024 at 4:27 PM
November 29, 2024 at 3:54 PM