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C:/WEATHERMASTER> fall3000XL.exe

SYSTEM MESSAGE: FALL3000XL loaded successfully
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Downtown, Old Town, REO Town
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Editor in chief, city editor, features editor
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Introducing FACTSBOT 4000Z!

Comes preloaded with 64K of jokes about local parking lots and that bridge everyone likes! Include upgrade that turns it into an AI powered sleep paralysis demon
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It is Friday and the store is open until 3:30pm! Baxter the robot is now 72% off.
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NSING, Michigan's hottest boy band 🤩
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sometimes the tap and pay character count cuts off NSING and it makes it look like we're buying lunch in DOWNTOWN LA and that's about as exciting as it gets!!!!!!!!!!!
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This list is good, actually
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we should do our own awards
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fellow budget watchers, have a virtual horrocks slice
A real image of a slice of Horrocks pizza poorly cropped and pasted onto a jpeg of a grey paper plate with an orange "PAID" sticker on the rim
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what’s the opposite of “rolls off the tongue”?
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your beautiful idiot dog then tries to drink the haunted toilet cider
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It clouds over and cider rains down from the lacerated sky. Cider fills your dishwasher, flows from taps. You go to the bathroom to scream in the mirror and you flush the toilet. The bowl fills back up with cider. You hear a distant laugh and an ominous voice declares THE CIDER IS A POURIN'
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the weather this morning is what starting to stock up on Halloween candy feels like
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praying for the rapture so we can finally get a good parking spot at Horrocks on Sunday afternoon 🙏🏻
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gretch can wear light armor and dual wield gourds with no penalty in season as a treat
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autumnal equinox, you say?
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you have to subscribe to our OnlyFacts
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more and more people are saying it
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No one talk to me until once had my morning drink* from QD!!!

*whiskey
photo of a bottle of QD brand Detroit City whiskey next to a cup with the product served neat. A Ms. Pac-Man arcade cabinet is in the background

Sitting on a grey granite countertop
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gonna hook this up to the bed of our old Silverado and be the final boss of driving up and down mlk
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It is Friday and the store is open until 3:30pm. Today we have a Boeing turbine engine.
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an 11pm Big Ten kickoff is like a casserole without cheese. unnatural. disrespectful. spitting in the face of our Midwestern ancestors