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@lanternwaste.bsky.social
Next up, right?

Kim Jong-un
Vladimir Putin
Bashar al-Assad
Alexander Lukashenko
Isaias Afwerki
Hun Sen
Ilham Aliyev

Calling my reps using the 5 Calls app….
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This is ridiculous.

And now let’s all sit back, watch Top Gun, and sing “Highway to the Danger Zone.”
January 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
@sarahljaffe.bsky.social

Listening to this stellar book on my way to and from work every day. This morning I was wandering around our shop muttering “there’s more to life than this!”

Probably listening to it during my commute isn’t the best idea.

Or maybe it is…. 🤔
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
From a Disney meme website….
December 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Have these in our basement bc you never know when you’ll need an outdated audio cable or power cord….
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is how I feel in the middle of a NE Ohio winter. And we’re not even made it to the middle of winter yet! 😭😭😭
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Sometimes you just gotta zig when everyone else thinks you'll zag.

Wondermark #779; The Breakthrough
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
2024-2028….
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It’s winter solstice. It is my absolute favorite day of the year….
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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✨ Blessed Winter Solstice ✨ We honor the return of the light - a moment of renewal, reflection, and releasing what no longer serves. In this stillness, we plant new seeds and remember the inner flame that carries us through the dark. Wishing clarity, resilience, and brighter days ahead for all 🌅🕯️❄️🖤
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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if your country opens a department of war and closes the department of education then your country is a toilet.
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Has anyone thought of giving one of these to Trump? It’d be just like his FIFA Peace Prize….
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is a screenshot from years ago. I don’t know who the OP is, so I can’t give them credit. But it seems appropriate in 2025.
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
But I thought Trump ended that war….
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Are they going to check our social media accounts? Because if they do, I’m happy to help them scroll through all my posts so I can show them how pissed I am at this horrible person and his sycophants.
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Planning to stop at Books A Go Go in Ravenna, Ohio, to check out this shirt. Need to shop local for a shop local t-shirt. 😁
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Nice try, Jeff Bezos. I already cancelled the sane-washing NYT. I’m not gonna drink from the WaPo fountain.
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Richard Scarry is one of the authors I loved when I was a kid. And then I found this sticker on Teepublic. 🙂
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
1. I got this from somewhere all the back back in 2021, so it’s not mine.

2. I’d love to h/t this, but I can’t remember where I got it.

3. The bottom line: gotta love capitalism….
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just finished this. Very restful….
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Me, recently….
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So this headline got brought up at “family Thxgiving time.” I can’t find ONE example of anyone reputable claiming this.

Wouldn’t the NYT cover it? I mean, she’s from New York, so they’d cover it, right?

I’d love a quick way to refute it…
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM