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Jason
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Comp sci. Politics. Food. Sarcasm. Science. Wine. Gay stuff. Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
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Today's a day for sledding
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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What kind of person glues a dishwasher in place?
The back of a dishwasher cavity has a 30cm circular damaged area. The drywall itself seems intact, but the paint is discoloured and partially ripped off
October 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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It's not a real recipe until you splash some of it onto the paper
A bread recipe printed on white paper. Next to the words, but fortunately not covering them, there are spots of half-mixed dough and waterry fingerprints, from where I grabbed this paper with my dough-covered left hand
July 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Just a husky having a nap in the sun during the hottest part of this heatwave
Juno is lying on his side with a smile, on a patch of dead grass that burned in the sun
June 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Drywall is begin!
Drywall on the ceiling of a partially-finished basement. The pot lights are installed & on and now the room is properly lit The same unfinished room, on the other side
May 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I built a closet. Not to go back into, but to put stuff in
A floor-to-ceiling Ikea cabinet in the bathroom that's being renovated. It's next to the room entrance, and framed with 2x4s so I can disguise it like a typical closet when I'm done
March 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Happy puppy showing me his toy
Looking up the staircase at my dog, who is lying in front of a door and facing me. The hallway is dim and he is backlight by sunlight. He has a big smile on his face, and he has a well-chewed stuffed dinosaur under one paw. The other paw is dangling off the top step.
February 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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A fully-armed and operational ice cube
An ice cube, shaped like the Death Star from Star Wars, on a neutral background. The crater-shaped superlaser emitter is prominently visible and other greebling is present as well
February 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Post the cover of a book you read way before you were ready for it

I read this in Grade 2 (6 or 7 years old) but I don't think I understood it too well. I remembered only pieces of it: heroes on a journey,a city built in a lake, a secret door, a neurotic dragon who lost some jewels 1/2
The cover of The Hobbit, 1990s printing. The dragon Smaug is curled up like a husky on a pile of gold coins and ornaments, glowing red and gold. His wings block the light from reaching the sides of the image, so only you, the reader, can see his wealth. He reclines like he's asleep, but his eye is open and he is arrogant and alert for thieves
November 25, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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Beret's back, baby! m.tapas.io/series/BERET
Virgil insists that you keep making art
September 28, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Let's inaugurate this thing with some homemade bread
October 28, 2023 at 3:06 AM