"RETRO" gaming 😭😭

i dont understand how they can see art of two people in a happy embrace and get so fukin upset, genuinely

..are they so desperate to waste their time theyre complaining about other people just existing? i thought they played dnd? ..i presume being a dick in the game wasnt enough of a time sink?

NOOO I MISSPELLED ITS SO LESBIOVERR lmao

..alternatively, a wacky mystery show about a gay poly friend group of paranormal investigators (setup akin to scooby-doo) under the name hexacule also sounds like a rad af concept. "cmon gang! to the polymobile!"

paranormal investigator goes in after hearing rumors of a peculiar polycule; turns out the girls dont refer to themselves as a hexacule cuz theres six of them, they refer to themselves as a hexacule cuz they are acult witches and cast spells that turn you gay, poly, and trans (if you werent already)

i mean it was on clearance i *had* to get it

again nintendo pretty please can we update samus' design like this

her suit in every game is peak but i want her to look like she could snap me in half just by flexing her biceps

LIEES

you won cookies

just like the concept of cookies? you won it, the award

peak design, gay/yuri-ify everything right now

the expression in the animations are soo good, the crunchy frames and fixed perspective/focal however you did it sells the entire thing, looks great

doesn't mean i dont have thoughts, things i want to say, but in the midst of all this insane natzi/authritarian stuff going on, i am evaluating whats best thing to do / to help others, for the sake of my own mental health

art is really all i know, so i am considering my ways i may use that to help

i guess if they do care about metroid timeline they won't do anything too crazy (assuming this is still early in the timeline)

but idk let me hope we get a more bad ass look and fit aside of the suit, i want her to get a cool redesignn

if fukin DK got a redesign and not samus i swear to godd

i feel like if they did change her design at all the chuds would have a meltdown, but she's gone soo long without a redesign im just like cmon lets explore something new. fukin link gets more diversity in his designs and he's link. lol

how she fit all that hair in the helmet. lol

idk, i think shed look cool an make sense with shorter hair 🤷‍♀️

i get its because og 8bit sprites needed to convey "girl" but its one of those holdovers even w ponytail i think is funny

but also, give her more muscle. so she can kill peopl (me) better.

..in history that contrasted other portrayals of women's roles in media, even within nintendos own catalog, yet she has also retained conservative elements, such as long hair, model figure, skintight suit, etc.

--not saying she cant be a bounty hunter and also be that obv, but i always wondered..