Scott Turner
@largeprim8.bsky.social
Criminal law paralegal in Canada. Sci fi nerd, not so great musician and woodworker, dissapointed human.
I grew up on Star Trek. The future wasn't supposed to be this stupid.
I grew up on Star Trek. The future wasn't supposed to be this stupid.
"There's nothing wrong with that writing, you just need these better, more expensive glasses. "
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
"There's nothing wrong with that writing, you just need these better, more expensive glasses. "
"I don't concern myself with the affiars of the peasantry" would at least be believable.
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
"I don't concern myself with the affiars of the peasantry" would at least be believable.
She's going to name child-molesting deviants like Obama, Taylor Swift, Jimmy Kimmel, Hunter Biden's laptop, the Autopen, Medical Science, Reason, and Accountablility.
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
She's going to name child-molesting deviants like Obama, Taylor Swift, Jimmy Kimmel, Hunter Biden's laptop, the Autopen, Medical Science, Reason, and Accountablility.
This reminds me of the failed 1/3 pounder burger to compete with the 1/4 pound burger. People thought 1/3 was less.....so it was abandoned.
We're in trouble when the origin of potato chips is unknown.
We're in trouble when the origin of potato chips is unknown.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
This reminds me of the failed 1/3 pounder burger to compete with the 1/4 pound burger. People thought 1/3 was less.....so it was abandoned.
We're in trouble when the origin of potato chips is unknown.
We're in trouble when the origin of potato chips is unknown.
I've always liked: "Don't be sorry, be ashamed."
February 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I've always liked: "Don't be sorry, be ashamed."
Oh good. So now we don't just have unhinged republicans, we're soon going to have unhinged republicans off their meds.
February 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Oh good. So now we don't just have unhinged republicans, we're soon going to have unhinged republicans off their meds.
Why not Jordan Peterson and the Liver King while you're at it?
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Why not Jordan Peterson and the Liver King while you're at it?
Is there a new Omen remake coming? Because that's the face for the poster.
January 24, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Is there a new Omen remake coming? Because that's the face for the poster.
The bars should also be made of all the gold he surrounded himself with.
January 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The bars should also be made of all the gold he surrounded himself with.
Wait....if fluoride makes people dumber, wouldn't repuplicans *want* fluoride in the water? It just builds their base even more.
Seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot here.
Seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot here.
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Wait....if fluoride makes people dumber, wouldn't repuplicans *want* fluoride in the water? It just builds their base even more.
Seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot here.
Seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot here.
China plans very long term. I wouldn't be surprised if they view Trump as a temporary disruption overall. Like having bad diarrhea. Noisy, disruptive and stupid diarrhea, but still...
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 PM
China plans very long term. I wouldn't be surprised if they view Trump as a temporary disruption overall. Like having bad diarrhea. Noisy, disruptive and stupid diarrhea, but still...
We're going to cringe ourselves into a black hole with this asshole. That's how it ends...
January 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
We're going to cringe ourselves into a black hole with this asshole. That's how it ends...
Can't mike Snake water with Snake oil. It's like trying to mix flat earth, and lizard people from the core of the earth. Totally incompatible. You'll start a faction war.
January 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Can't mike Snake water with Snake oil. It's like trying to mix flat earth, and lizard people from the core of the earth. Totally incompatible. You'll start a faction war.
I'm astonished it wasn't "You're movie's suck."
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm astonished it wasn't "You're movie's suck."
My man looks like he's wearing no pants, but sock suspenders.
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My man looks like he's wearing no pants, but sock suspenders.
I don't see how this dosen's happen, really. History teaches us that "enough with these rich assholes" comes in cycles. The new cycle is coming to a peak.
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don't see how this dosen's happen, really. History teaches us that "enough with these rich assholes" comes in cycles. The new cycle is coming to a peak.
I'm not sure the medbeds are going to help. Is there actually a "cure" for credulity? 🤣
December 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm not sure the medbeds are going to help. Is there actually a "cure" for credulity? 🤣
"You callin' me a homo?"
*blam!!!*
Yeah, I can see that happening. 😂
*blam!!!*
Yeah, I can see that happening. 😂
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"You callin' me a homo?"
*blam!!!*
Yeah, I can see that happening. 😂
*blam!!!*
Yeah, I can see that happening. 😂
Where I am in Canada, people routinely show up in zoom court (remands, first appearances etc) while driving in their car and zooming on the phone. This is of course a Highway Traffic offence, being commited in front of a judge, on camera, yet....it continues. Daily. 😒
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Where I am in Canada, people routinely show up in zoom court (remands, first appearances etc) while driving in their car and zooming on the phone. This is of course a Highway Traffic offence, being commited in front of a judge, on camera, yet....it continues. Daily. 😒