Wouldn't a person casually looking at the cover and title -not- learn the book or parts of the book about this guy?

"I'm suing because the book 'Bastard: How Shitty People Smell Bad' is about me!"

Nah, back's bothering me...

Nah, I'll just fall asleep...

Nah, don't want to admit I like that kids movie...

We had a guy claim to be a therapist at Columbine after the shooting who just kind of made it up but went around schools talking about it.

The lips: a flower
The nose: a butterfly
The eyes: just eyes