Truly wish we could have a waiting room for people who know how to exist in public and those who lack social knowledge.

Ya know what, after working this weekend maybe we should just shut down libraries cuz people don’t know how to act in public. Lots of these people don’t deserve nice things (this is a joke, fund libraries)

Im drunk at my friends house having a girls night sleep over and I can’t remember if this is what I thought 34 would look like or not

My favorite hobby while waiting at the doctors is listening to people talk. The PA accents are going so hard today.

If you can't handle me at my "blasting the same shitty punk song on repeat for 10 hours," you don't deserve me at my "info-dumping about emperor penguins at 3 AM."

Father’s Day has always been a non-start holiday for me. I haven’t had a relationship with my dad for years and even before that I never had a healthy relationship. It took me seeing a therapist to realize it was an 90/10 thing. 90%he couldn’t be my dad 10% I didn’t want him as my dad…

Really regretting I haven’t documented the transformation we’ve been doing on this house. Next week marks one year of living here and tomorrow we have landscapers coming in to tackle the biggest project yet.

I love our little rancher.

And then the voice on the other end of the phone asks…where have you been? Is everything okay?

But it’s not real. It’s a brief dream. You haven’t heard that voice in years.

here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

Turns out ya girl is back on her lord of the rings bullshit and well actuallying men.

January took forever.

If I lose my job because fuck face mctiny brain was allowed to hold office I’m gonna be worse than anyone ever thought possible

She’s got a pretty kind of dirty face

Ughhhhh
Lean into small things that bring you joy? Something like that