In 2026 I need men to be lonelier and the male suicide rate to increase. Rookie numbers. Need to bump them way up.

“What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger”, he said, before dying weak and stupid.

Guys I’m starting to think the Dems actively setting the table for a slobbering bunch of fascistic oligarchs to dry fist America might not have been an A+ political move.

Not sure how they can pull off the save now that they have absolutely no power but looking forward to seeing their strategy 🫡

The digitisation of cars is all futuristic and cool until you have to pay a subscription in real time to get the airbags to deploy.

Farting is just microdosing pooping. Open your eyes sheeple.

Congratulating Biden on a potential ceasefire is the equivalent of patting Dahmer on the back for not eating more children.

People having kids saying shit like “I want them to grow up knowing they can tell me anything”.

Grow up? Love the confidence. We’ll see I guess.

Calling the overhead light the ‘big nasty light’ is in. No more moth-core. Were cockroach-pilled round these here parts. Scuttle, scrubs.