LarzCRM
@larzcrm.bsky.social
Radical Left Scum, professional know-it-all, amateur dumbass
"Melania offers a happy ending?" "Hand job well done?" I mean, I'm no fan of the whorish first lady, but if she's in the movie theater doing this, it might be worth a matinee ticket.
January 31, 2026 at 11:27 PM
"Melania offers a happy ending?" "Hand job well done?" I mean, I'm no fan of the whorish first lady, but if she's in the movie theater doing this, it might be worth a matinee ticket.
Seriously, though... How BAD is this new Melania documentary that the White House has to release documents proving that Trump r*ped children just to distract from the movie's reviews?
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Seriously, though... How BAD is this new Melania documentary that the White House has to release documents proving that Trump r*ped children just to distract from the movie's reviews?
The crybaby-in-chief got his feelings hurt during his 1st term in office, so he's now suing the American taxpayers for $10 billion dollars that he can put into his own pockets (and in his not-so-secret personal bank account in Qatar so he can't be taxed). C'mon, Congress! How's he still in office?
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The crybaby-in-chief got his feelings hurt during his 1st term in office, so he's now suing the American taxpayers for $10 billion dollars that he can put into his own pockets (and in his not-so-secret personal bank account in Qatar so he can't be taxed). C'mon, Congress! How's he still in office?
Believe your eyes, not Trump's lies!
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Believe your eyes, not Trump's lies!
Surely I can't be the only one turned on by this polar vortex map, riiiiiight?
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Surely I can't be the only one turned on by this polar vortex map, riiiiiight?
How cold, icy, and terrible will it be in Texas this weekend? Here's an actual picture of Ted Cruz, once again abandoning his state, boarding a plane to a California beach on Tuesday. He's a better winter forecaster than the groundhog. It's unbelievable that Texans keep electing this human p.o.s.
January 22, 2026 at 1:15 AM
How cold, icy, and terrible will it be in Texas this weekend? Here's an actual picture of Ted Cruz, once again abandoning his state, boarding a plane to a California beach on Tuesday. He's a better winter forecaster than the groundhog. It's unbelievable that Texans keep electing this human p.o.s.
Breaking News: JD Vance's couch has announced it is pregnant with JD's fourth child!
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Breaking News: JD Vance's couch has announced it is pregnant with JD's fourth child!
There are way over 348 million citizens in America. Are you telling me there's not one single American that's willing to try and impress Jodie Foster in 2026???
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
There are way over 348 million citizens in America. Are you telling me there's not one single American that's willing to try and impress Jodie Foster in 2026???
Congress: Do the right thing. Defund ICE now!
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Congress: Do the right thing. Defund ICE now!
Quit screwin' around, Grim! Go ahead and do your damn job!
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Quit screwin' around, Grim! Go ahead and do your damn job!
I guess it's true, after all. President Pedo really does have small hands. That explains a lot.
January 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I guess it's true, after all. President Pedo really does have small hands. That explains a lot.
Remember just a couple of weeks ago when we Americans were so full of hope for a happier and much better 2026? Hard to believe how *he* has already crushed those hopes in just a matter of days into the new year.
January 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Remember just a couple of weeks ago when we Americans were so full of hope for a happier and much better 2026? Hard to believe how *he* has already crushed those hopes in just a matter of days into the new year.
Do you remember who else used to shoot unarmed, innocent people in the streets to please their insane leader? Don't tell me that you can "NOT SEE" it.
January 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Do you remember who else used to shoot unarmed, innocent people in the streets to please their insane leader? Don't tell me that you can "NOT SEE" it.
The Minneapolis ICE agent was run over by a car just like Donald Trump was shot in his ear.
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The Minneapolis ICE agent was run over by a car just like Donald Trump was shot in his ear.
Temu Tammy Faye Baker needs to crawl back under whatever slime-covered rock she slid out from.
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Temu Tammy Faye Baker needs to crawl back under whatever slime-covered rock she slid out from.
Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Pelosi, Liz Cheney, Cassidy Hutchinson, Kamala Harris... These and oh-so many other women warned everyone what would happen if Donald Trump was allowed into the White House. Maybe one day soon America can drop its misogyny and finally start listening to women.
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Pelosi, Liz Cheney, Cassidy Hutchinson, Kamala Harris... These and oh-so many other women warned everyone what would happen if Donald Trump was allowed into the White House. Maybe one day soon America can drop its misogyny and finally start listening to women.
Hmmmm... It's almost as if the FIFA Peace Prize didn't mean anything.
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Hmmmm... It's almost as if the FIFA Peace Prize didn't mean anything.
A sincere New Year's wish for my friends and social media followers: May the tears you cried in 2025 be the water for the seeds of a much better life in 2026! Love to you all!
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
A sincere New Year's wish for my friends and social media followers: May the tears you cried in 2025 be the water for the seeds of a much better life in 2026! Love to you all!
We survived 2025! Happy 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
We survived 2025! Happy 2026!
Hooray! We are almost done with this year!
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hooray! We are almost done with this year!
So happy that the President’s Xmas gift to me was this group name!
December 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
So happy that the President’s Xmas gift to me was this group name!
The long, boring days between Christmas and New Year's are known as the holiday taint week.
December 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The long, boring days between Christmas and New Year's are known as the holiday taint week.
Siiiix-Sevvvvvennnnn...
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Siiiix-Sevvvvvennnnn...
This is why I don't waste energy arguing with MAGA cultists online.
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is why I don't waste energy arguing with MAGA cultists online.