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Brandon LaScala
@lascala.bsky.social
· Nov 15
"No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm woke. How the f**k am I woke, what the f**k is so woke about me? Tell me, tell me what's woke!"
United States of Petulance 🇺🇸
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 PM
United States of Petulance 🇺🇸
LeThargic 🦽
Lakers' LeBron James not voted All-Star Game starter
For the first time in over two decades, LeBron James has not been voted an All-Star starter. A trio of former MVPs join Luka Doncic and Victor Wembanyama for the West. The East sports three first-time...
www.espn.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
LeThargic 🦽
Reposted by Brandon LaScala
Dan Lanning doesn't play for clicks or National Championships
January 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Dan Lanning doesn't play for clicks or National Championships
Anthony Davis, call it a career, big guy, you spend more time on the floor than a breakdancer
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Anthony Davis, call it a career, big guy, you spend more time on the floor than a breakdancer
ever since they gave that piece of sh*t a second term, holidays feel meaningless
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
ever since they gave that piece of sh*t a second term, holidays feel meaningless
the word 'rural' can kiss my butt
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the word 'rural' can kiss my butt
"We have to be unified. China is unified because they have one vote, that's President Xi. He says do it and that's the end of that. We have a different system."
it’s called democracy, you wet wipe
it’s called democracy, you wet wipe
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"We have to be unified. China is unified because they have one vote, that's President Xi. He says do it and that's the end of that. We have a different system."
it’s called democracy, you wet wipe
it’s called democracy, you wet wipe
JD is def taking the Kirk name when he remarries
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
JD is def taking the Kirk name when he remarries
maybe Britney Spears is just doing her version of the Joaquin Phoenix thingy
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
maybe Britney Spears is just doing her version of the Joaquin Phoenix thingy
"Rep. Ro Khanna, who co-authored Epstein files law, says he’s considering impeaching AG Pam Bondi"
*cONsidERinG
*cONsidERinG
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"Rep. Ro Khanna, who co-authored Epstein files law, says he’s considering impeaching AG Pam Bondi"
*cONsidERinG
*cONsidERinG
what a great day for blacked out pages
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
what a great day for blacked out pages
a swear jar, but for people who constantly say 'no worries'
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
a swear jar, but for people who constantly say 'no worries'
receiving an inaugural peace prize from FIFA is like receiving an inaugural peace prize from FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
receiving an inaugural peace prize from FIFA is like receiving an inaugural peace prize from FIFA
I'd gladly trade for another Fergie singing the Star-Spangled Banner over whatever this Post Malone is
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'd gladly trade for another Fergie singing the Star-Spangled Banner over whatever this Post Malone is
secretly, but not really
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
secretly, but not really
the Coast Guard announced swastikas will no longer be classified as hate symbols 🫠
there's no Left any longer, just Americans and Nazis
there's no Left any longer, just Americans and Nazis
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
the Coast Guard announced swastikas will no longer be classified as hate symbols 🫠
there's no Left any longer, just Americans and Nazis
there's no Left any longer, just Americans and Nazis
they'll drip feed these files into 2040
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
they'll drip feed these files into 2040
Nancy Pelosi, famed investor, finally calling it quits
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Nancy Pelosi, famed investor, finally calling it quits
lookin' forward to a fun day of college football, FANDUEL, DRAFTKINGS, and BETYOURASSOFF commercials
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
lookin' forward to a fun day of college football, FANDUEL, DRAFTKINGS, and BETYOURASSOFF commercials
“Who? Come on, get real. We only give the award to people of courage and integrity.”
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Who? Come on, get real. We only give the award to people of courage and integrity.”
̶S̶e̶r̶e̶n̶a̶ ̶J̶o̶y̶ Erika Kirk, everybody
September 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
̶S̶e̶r̶e̶n̶a̶ ̶J̶o̶y̶ Erika Kirk, everybody
*taps mic*
Vegas was better under the mob!
Vegas was better under the mob!
September 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
*taps mic*
Vegas was better under the mob!
Vegas was better under the mob!
contacting 234 employers takes an astronomical level of insanity
September 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
contacting 234 employers takes an astronomical level of insanity
they ran out of gas after January 6th, don't let 'em fool ya
September 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
they ran out of gas after January 6th, don't let 'em fool ya