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they say you when they me that i…….

follow for unfunny jokes and furry stuff and vibeogames i like

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Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine... 🍷 Except maybe #BeingAWoman 😄
#Yep #ImTrans 🏳️‍⚧️
she should make a button that turns me into bocchi from bocchi the rock
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
having a 4k sayo device seems pretty cool but i feel like having my two hands that close to eachother would be uncomfortable

i could try simulating that by setting my keybinds to like asdf but having my right hand so to the left would feel weird and i cant set it to like fghj because of ghosting
December 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
how gd feels after giving you fifty billion steam achievements at the same time so now you have the steam achievement sfx playing repeatedly for a whole minute
December 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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"hearing loss? you can't hear pictures!"
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
curseforge when its time to suck ass and take 4 years to load
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
oh hello there steam recap
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
changed my phone notification sfx from the deltarune "battle start" sfx to the undertale "i thought alphys was a.. girl.." sfx
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
forgot to say this but girl i think at my local library called hatsune miku an ai
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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okay now that square up is out (i grab you by the collar and yank you over) Draw Teto as Beat and Gumi as Penny right fucking now. You better draw Beat/Penny yuri immediately or there's going to be a serious problem. I'm not fucking around right now.
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
macs are the ps5s of pcs send skeet
December 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
discord users when you dont find them being pedophilic funny
big companies when you dont want to spend three billion dollars on atrocious software
discord users when you moderate the discord server:
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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oh my god i forgot to do this sorry sorry sorry
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
going outside is having fun until you see a pretty girl and then you feel shitty bc you dont look like that
December 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
trump: im pregnant... and you're the father...

charlie kirk: i know im anti-abortion but.. i think you should have one... think about the consequences? what will people think of this? our reputation will get destroyed if you give birth to that kid

trump: but... does that really matter? (1/5)
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
highkenuenly™ how do i fix it and if i cant why the hell cant i fix that
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
apparently the new tadc episode has yuri?????
December 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
kay so turns out chronically online *doesnt* mean you spend all of your time online
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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i would livetweet my thoughts and reactions with UNBEATABLE so far, but it would just be twenty separate posts of "okay holy shit"
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
she counting on my gang violence till i charlie squirt
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
UNBEATABLE released and i played like 3 chapters and holy fucking shit this might be top 3 games of literally all time
December 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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i played ep 1 and 2 of unbeatable and it might be one of those games of the decade actually
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
me when i die to lava in a minecraft server that has keepinventory off
i hope notch rots in the deepest pit of hell, ucn style
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
oh hi december holiday deltarune
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
french people when theyre going to eat be like born a petite
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM