Laserbeaks Fury
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I dunno, the assessment that ICE is at zero risk to do whatever they want is pretty accurate.
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I dunno, the assessment that ICE is at zero risk to do whatever they want is pretty accurate.
I just wish the ox came in from off-screen to attach to the cart.
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I just wish the ox came in from off-screen to attach to the cart.
Honestly, someone should bring back '90's show Dinosaurs. It's probably more relevant today that it was when it originally aired; So much so, you probably couldn't get away with making it now.
December 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Honestly, someone should bring back '90's show Dinosaurs. It's probably more relevant today that it was when it originally aired; So much so, you probably couldn't get away with making it now.
Getting Game Over on Cait Sith's Limit Break can instantly kill the Emerald Weapon.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Getting Game Over on Cait Sith's Limit Break can instantly kill the Emerald Weapon.
It would have been really disappointing if somehow WotC had done this to another Hasbro franchise...
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It would have been really disappointing if somehow WotC had done this to another Hasbro franchise...
I thought I'd branch out and try something different, and even "thick and creamy" was such a deviation that I hate it. I can't imagine what weird flavors would do to me.
November 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I thought I'd branch out and try something different, and even "thick and creamy" was such a deviation that I hate it. I can't imagine what weird flavors would do to me.
In B-4 someone else makes this joke.
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
In B-4 someone else makes this joke.
I suppose that's me, I guess, but like from a completely perpendicular angle. I was invested in them as a queerplatonic couple, and now that it's full on allosexual, I'm a bit less so? Happy for folks if that's their thing.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I suppose that's me, I guess, but like from a completely perpendicular angle. I was invested in them as a queerplatonic couple, and now that it's full on allosexual, I'm a bit less so? Happy for folks if that's their thing.
Spittles
Gashers
Cunts
Nards
Gashers
Cunts
Nards
October 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Spittles
Gashers
Cunts
Nards
Gashers
Cunts
Nards
Well now we know what a remake of Brewster's Millions would look like.
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Well now we know what a remake of Brewster's Millions would look like.
That's Numberwang!
August 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That's Numberwang!
I know it's not the case, but I really want this to be the greatest intentional gag: he played the agent who was always hiding in the environment.
August 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I know it's not the case, but I really want this to be the greatest intentional gag: he played the agent who was always hiding in the environment.
Got arrested AND some girl stole his Pit Bull
July 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Got arrested AND some girl stole his Pit Bull
Pick It 1-Up! Pick It 1-Up! Pick It 1-Up!
June 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Pick It 1-Up! Pick It 1-Up! Pick It 1-Up!
This has to to be the only account I know where "with Jazz hands" can legitimately have two separate meanings you have to parse.
June 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This has to to be the only account I know where "with Jazz hands" can legitimately have two separate meanings you have to parse.
I always thought Carmen Sandiego would have been just as interesting if you were playing as her sizing up heists; the more you prep the more likely you were at getting caught by the Agents trailing you.
This kinda grasps that essence it a very good way.
This kinda grasps that essence it a very good way.
June 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I always thought Carmen Sandiego would have been just as interesting if you were playing as her sizing up heists; the more you prep the more likely you were at getting caught by the Agents trailing you.
This kinda grasps that essence it a very good way.
This kinda grasps that essence it a very good way.
Did you base your model off Hanako, or did it just work out that way?
May 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Did you base your model off Hanako, or did it just work out that way?
Man SeaQuest DSV was a hell of a show.
May 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Man SeaQuest DSV was a hell of a show.
Okay, but the other side had to be The Void, ya?
May 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Okay, but the other side had to be The Void, ya?
They just never got rid those purple slats on the feet, huh?
April 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They just never got rid those purple slats on the feet, huh?
You know what, this works for all three.
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April 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
You know what, this works for all three.
This always happens to me. I paid full price for Salvation; three days later It goes on sale.
April 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This always happens to me. I paid full price for Salvation; three days later It goes on sale.