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Ricky Jay is the best magician of all time, he set this up 30 damn years ago
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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On-screen graphic from the Big Ten Network broadcast of Purdue @ Michigan. The title is “Touchdown Drives Tonight - Time of Possession” Purdue 9:30 Michigan 0:18 Michigan 0:41
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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cc: @time.com
image of a Time magazine cover which was created by humans who seemingly lack object permanence and are unable to understand that past events can be used to predict future human behavior. The text over the photograph reads "His Triumph" which was fucking insane at the time it was written and continues to be insane today.
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Epic handshake meme depicting the Indiana Daily Student and Purdue Exponent shaking hands in agreement that the Indiana University administration is out of line
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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The career list is hilarious, Mo has as much as the 2nd-4th spots combined
From fangraphs.com, this is the top 10 list for Major League Baseball postseason WPA (Win Probability Added) for pitchers. Mariano Rivera is in 1st place with 11.38. Second place is Curt Schilling with 4.07 and John Smoltz is 3rd with 3.35.
October 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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In the upper deck at Rogers Centre in Toronto they have vending machines filled not with chips/candy, but with unopened wax packs from the late 80s and early 90s.

An absolute heist to get this level of art for $2
Picture of a 1991 Leaf Studio baseball card of NY Yankees first baseman Don Mattingly. The photo on the card is a black and white headshot with a (dare I say) “come hither” look in his eyes and a NY Yankees cap on his head.
August 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I know what I’m ordering as my side
A box of Cheddar Goblin brand macaroni and cheese, the box is similar in style to Kraft’s Mac and cheese box. This delicacy was featured in the cerebral Nic Cage movie “Mandy.”
August 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Does it help if I use Comic Sans instead?
Screenshot of the TV schedule of college football games as shown on LSUFootball.net. The times have been changed from Central to Eastern and the typeface is now Comic Sans
August 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Does it make me a Protestant if I wrote a Tampermonkey script to show the times in Eastern?
Screenshot of the LSUFootball.net TV schedule with game times listed in Eastern instead of Central time.
August 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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If this photo had been taken a bit earlier - say, 1890 - they could have grabbed Bob Ferguson
Screenshot from baseball-reference.com of former MLB player Bob Ferguson (1845-1894) who was nicknamed "Death to Flying Things"
July 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Thought you were crazy at first, but I kinda see it. Maybe Simmons cosplaying as Tom from Succession?
Screenshot of the video from Coldplay concert. The image is the moment that Astronomer CEO Andy Byron realizes he's on the jumbotron with his arms around a woman who is very much not his wife.
July 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I set up a TamperMonkey script for apostates like myself who live in the Eastern time zone
Screenshot taken from the college football website LSUFootball.net. The image is a HTML table listing the college football games of Saturday, August 23, 2025. The times are listed in Eastern as a result of a TamperMonkey script that has been run on the page to change the times from their original Central.
July 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I’ll make you a deal: next time use two links and I’ll donate again
July 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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If you can't muster up any empathy for a Trump voter, how about the 185 voters in Frontier County, NE who tried to stop this and voted for Harris?
Results of the 2024 general election from Frontier County, Nebraska. Trump received 1213 votes and Harris received 185 votes.
July 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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You just gotta know where to look
Photo of Purdue University’s Purdue Pete staring into the camera with cold, dead eyes. Black, like a doll’s eyes. There is text on the image that reads “(Boilering Up Intensifies)”
June 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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That was Sunday, June 15. It is currently June 17th and the account is still active. Is Nazism acceptable to chess.com?
June 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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@chess.com any reason why you didn’t ban the account that I reported for literally using Nazi iconography?

I took this screenshot after reporting the account because of the SS image.
June 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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we can’t all be millionaires
Image taken from The Big Lebowski (1998). The picture is of a check (postdated - Lebowksi’s landlord reminds him later in the movie that “Dude, tomorrow’s the tenth.”) written to Ralph’s grocery in the amount of 69 cents.
June 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Amen
Image from 1990 comedy film “Ernest Goes to Jail.” In the picture, juror Ernest (Jim Varney) anxiously grins while seated in court. Black ink from a leaky ballpoint pen covers Ernest’s face, thinned only by a growing coat of flop sweat.
May 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Pope O
Screenshot taken from Wikipedia's entry on former LSU head football coach Ed Orgeron. The sentence "Orgeron is Catholic" appears on the page.
May 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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I know it’s spelled differently but I’d rather not run the risk of Purdue Pete on the loose with a Perdue chicken cannon
Close-up picture of Purdue Pete and his haunting eyes. There is text on the image that reads, “Boilering Up Intensifies”
February 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The NY Times has a century’s worth of experience in defense of Nazis - no reason for them to stop now
Headline from the 12/21/1924 New York Times reading “Hitler Tamed By Prison”
January 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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A single image from a movie that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack
Screenshot taken from Paul Thomas Anderson's "Magnolia" (1999)
January 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I like the way you think
Screenshot of a text message reading “Fuck yeah saxophone anthem lol” - Sent Today 4:36PM
January 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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And though we may be through with the past, the past ain’t done with us
Screenshot of an email dated May 25, 2009 of a WinRAR registration confirmation
January 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM