Lesley Smith
@lasmith83.bsky.social
Two cats, one dog, all crazy. I bite and say awful things to the dumbs. No crypto no p0rn, no dumb MAGA. Blue crew.
I got a couple of shirts. Feel free to snag a hole of approval on them.
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I got a couple of shirts. Feel free to snag a hole of approval on them.
A cousin gave me the tray that has Rocher, the double chocolate one, and Raffello. The dog sniffed it out when I got home and I had to hide it from him.
December 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A cousin gave me the tray that has Rocher, the double chocolate one, and Raffello. The dog sniffed it out when I got home and I had to hide it from him.
Hot arms against cold marble would be rather unattractive. Imagine all the sweat on those after a long performance.
December 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hot arms against cold marble would be rather unattractive. Imagine all the sweat on those after a long performance.
Big girl after getting buzzed on catnip.
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Big girl after getting buzzed on catnip.
Here's a magic tree loaf.
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Here's a magic tree loaf.
We are in the forties for both Christmas Eve and Day in South suburban Chicago. It might rain a little too.
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We are in the forties for both Christmas Eve and Day in South suburban Chicago. It might rain a little too.
My mom's cousins like to make tamales and carne asada for the holiday.
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My mom's cousins like to make tamales and carne asada for the holiday.
A dream come true! A box full of lovely brown paper to sit in.
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A dream come true! A box full of lovely brown paper to sit in.
Big Girl is soft and cuddly. The problem is that she hates cuddling and would rather sit on the dog's bed.
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Big Girl is soft and cuddly. The problem is that she hates cuddling and would rather sit on the dog's bed.
My cats are eating Purina One for senior cats. All the cats we ever owned have eaten Cat Chow, Friskies, or One at any given time. Only one was on prescription food and it was because of urine crystals.
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My cats are eating Purina One for senior cats. All the cats we ever owned have eaten Cat Chow, Friskies, or One at any given time. Only one was on prescription food and it was because of urine crystals.
He is now a little stubborn dog who is screaming at the ball he just pushed into a corner.
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
He is now a little stubborn dog who is screaming at the ball he just pushed into a corner.
I have one of those air fryer toaster convection oven combos. I made a little turkey breast in it for Thanksgiving.
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I have one of those air fryer toaster convection oven combos. I made a little turkey breast in it for Thanksgiving.
It's dog eat really expensive cheese in my world. I never should have introduced Milo to the good stuff.
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's dog eat really expensive cheese in my world. I never should have introduced Milo to the good stuff.
The moving one would probably terrify my dog. He has one of those wiggle giggle balls that he scoots around and screams at it if it gets stuck in a corner.
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The moving one would probably terrify my dog. He has one of those wiggle giggle balls that he scoots around and screams at it if it gets stuck in a corner.
My grandpa would melt some sliced Provolone on Tostitos. It was a nice little snack he would make whenever he had cheese and Tostitos on hand.
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My grandpa would melt some sliced Provolone on Tostitos. It was a nice little snack he would make whenever he had cheese and Tostitos on hand.
This is the perfect suit for your little darling. Buy it in every color for your perfect little Kitty child.
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is the perfect suit for your little darling. Buy it in every color for your perfect little Kitty child.
I remember kids in school reading the actual book after seeing the Muppet one.
December 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I remember kids in school reading the actual book after seeing the Muppet one.
My local Pizza Hut closed a couple of years back. I would get a personal pan on the occasion that we remembered they still existed.
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My local Pizza Hut closed a couple of years back. I would get a personal pan on the occasion that we remembered they still existed.
I think all three of my pets speak in complete sentences. The two cats are a bit evil though, the dog is the only one who just screams at our jerk neighbor.
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I think all three of my pets speak in complete sentences. The two cats are a bit evil though, the dog is the only one who just screams at our jerk neighbor.
I live in a town near a state line. The people on the other side of the line complain about our side constantly.
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I live in a town near a state line. The people on the other side of the line complain about our side constantly.
The malicious cousin of the Magic Tree Loaf. The Loaf is a (mostly) friendly spirit who visits for a special treat under the tree. The Great One is the one who sees all, knows all, and will eat you if he pleases.
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The malicious cousin of the Magic Tree Loaf. The Loaf is a (mostly) friendly spirit who visits for a special treat under the tree. The Great One is the one who sees all, knows all, and will eat you if he pleases.
I think I paid about a hundred for my current DVD Blu Ray player. That was about ten years ago.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I think I paid about a hundred for my current DVD Blu Ray player. That was about ten years ago.
Good, maybe the street clogging road crew won't be in the way much next spring.
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Good, maybe the street clogging road crew won't be in the way much next spring.